Random Thoughts 18

lol. I liked tonight's episode.

 

I thought it was better than most of the last season.

 

I actually agree on that, lol. Last season I didn't really find the episodes that funny. I laughed here and there but it wasn't really that special. Tonight's episode I laughed a whole lot more. I hope it keeps up!

 

rats are not mice!

 

Me too. American Dad was hilarious too.

 

Torn between Scylla and Charybdis

 

Having a shower never has been proved to be so difficult.

 

Haha I had Coheed & Cambria playing in the car and my mom thought "Welcome Home" was something by The Siberian Orchestra (The one that does all the Christmas stuff with the heavy electric guitar)

 

You've got to be kidding me.

I finally figured out why my newest MySpace account was deleted (one I just made a couple days ago).

Screw MySpace, for fuck's sake.

 

Haha the cat pissed on Katie's pants.

 

Why was it?

 

I chose the same "MySpace URL" for my new account that I had for the account I'd deleted myself two or three months ago. Apparently MySpace doesn't like that so my newest account got deleted. I can't use the same email to sign up for another one either, and it's stupid because I finally got all my separate email accounts into one account, so I don't want to make another one to sign up for MySpace again.

Stupid Tom and his white shirt.

 

Hahaha.

Well, I decided to try and sign up for another one with the same email address I used last time, and it worked, so I'll add you guys again, if it's not too annoying.

 

Facebook did to Myspace what M&Ms did to Skittles.

 

Never added me

 

(non-australians may not get some parts) -

Adam Sandler - Comedian in the loosest scene of the word. Some may say he has lost it. Most say he never had it.
Apples - Does to doctors what garlic does to vampires.
Arts degrees - Perfectly reasonable way to avoid having to make any career decisions for three years.
Chad Kroeger - Singer who seems to hate songs.
Daniel Gibson - Prime New's weather reporter. Earned the title the funniest man on day-time TV. A perfectly good reason to get out of bed in the morning.
David Hasselhoff - Big in the 80s. Big hair. Big on drugs. Big in Germany.
Donnie Darko - A movie which banked on the idea that people would be too afraid to say they hated it out of fear people would think they didn't get it. Didn't really work.
Dora the Explorer - Dora "The Illegal Immigrant" is leftist propaganda designed by hippies to soften our opinions on immigration.
Dreadlocks - Considered by some to being a realistic alternative to having a hairy cut. Only really works if you are Jamaican though.
Easy Mac - Nutritous meal which can be used as a subsitute for breakfast lunch or dinner.
Facebook - A website used to remind you of birthdays (i.e. Life Saver)
Flares - Undeniable proof that fashion is dumb. What pratical purpose do trousers with losts of ankle room and zero ball room actually serve?
George W. Bush - Two times elected leader of the free world. Smart as.
High School Musical - Started life as a TV movie. Should have stayed that way.
Italian Resturants - Somehow delude people into paying $14+ for a bowl of pasta that you could cook at home for 43c.
Jana Rawlinson (nee Pittman) - Heavily disliked sportsperson. Has a habit of feigning injury whenever drug testers come around.
Jesus H Christ - God of the Christian Faith. Died nailed to the Cross.
Kevin Rudd - Howard with Hair. Won an election to due cleverly rhyming his name with the year. Not keen on drinking.
Kyle and Jackie O - TV and Radio presenters with no fixed abilities.
LOL - (verb) Popular subsitute for actual laughter.
M&M - Does to Smarties what Facebook did to Myspace.
Meatloaf - How could something which works so well as a meal fail so bad at singing? A real question for the ages.
Miranda Kerr - Super model. Not at all pig ugly. Also an Aussie.
Peter Garrett - Bald. Can dance a bit. Used to complain that the government did nothing for the environment. Now works for the government to do nothing to protect the environment.
Philosophy Major - Three year course which teaches you how to develop your thinking and reasoning skills. Skills which come in handy when you graduate and have to decide what job you could possibly be qualified for.
Pseudonyms - Used by almost everyone who write articles for the Hungappa to "protect their identity". Exactly what danger they would be in if anyone found out their real name no one knows.
Radiohead - British band. Made a few good albums. Forgot to play guitar on their next few albums. Forgot to charge for their last album. Made some bad career moves.
Radiohead Fans - Fans of the British band Radiohead world formous for being the most obnoxious fans ever. Avoid one-on-one conversations with these people.
Rene Descartes - French thinker. Coined the term "I drink therefore I am". Also invented crumpets, croissants, the Eiffel Tower and the Citroen motor car. Bit of a legend.
Richard Ashcroft - Lead singer of The Verve. Proof you can by ugly and still famous.
Richard Wilkins - Channel Nine TV Presenter. Proof you can be talentless and still famous.
ROVE Live - Channel Ten TV Show. Since its heyday on Tuesday nights, the length has halved, the number of comedians has tripled but strangely it hasn't gotten any funnier.
Rove McManus - A recent graduate from the Wil Anderson school of "Who cares if I am not funny anymore, just yell louder and people will laugh".
Shittles - Semi unpopular lolly. Slogan "Shittles - Taste the Arsehole".
Skittles - Semi popular lolly. Slogan "Skittles - Taste the Rainbow".
Sonny Bill Williams - Champion of the people. After realising he was the highest paid player at his club, he selflessly quit so that everyone who took a pay cut so the club could sign him could get paid their full rate. A great role models for kids.
Sydney Morning Herald - Sydney's second most popular newspaper. Commonly used to make low-cost novelty sailors hats.
Teetotallers - Non-drinkers. Not to be trusted. Anyone who wants a clever memory of a night out clearly plans to blackmail you later on.
The X-Files Movie - I Want To Believe - A steaming pile of average which I really "I Wanted to Believe" it wasn't a waste of money, but my skills of self-delusion aren't that strong.
Thor - God of Norse Mythology. Famous for carrying a hammer. Was never questioned about Jesus' death.
Tim Cahill - Uber-cool football star. So cool in fact the cool scale is named after him.
Titanic - The best selling movie ever. Relied heavily on the fact that most of its fans weren't clever enough to remember the ending so had to go and watch it again and again.
Toothpaste - Handy household product. Not to be used as a subsitute for meals.
Wine - An alcoholic beverage which can taste horrible or great depending whether or not you or someone else is paying for it.

 

I added you, but my account must've gotten deleted before you ever got the request.

I never checked my account after I'd made it because I was staying with a friend who had limited internet access.

@ Mascara —
That makes absolutely no sense, the Skittles/M&M's thing.

 

Sorry it was meant to be smarties not skittles (see above copy and paste)