Random Thoughts 18

I hate flossing.

My dentist always tells me how I've always got less and less plaque every time I go to see him (I never had much to begin with though), and he always commends me for flossing regularly (because I tell him I do, otherwise I'll get told off), but I've never flossed in my life.

I guess plaque's just afraid of me.

 

Floss is the devil.

 

I manage to floss everyday, but it never seems to be good enough for that fuckstick of a dentist I go to.

 

My dentist can't be very good if he can't tell I've never flossed once in my life but believes me when I tell him I haven't. Then again I've had three dentists and they've all told me the same thing.

 

Maybe your teeth are just superior.

 

To test this, we will need a bear.

Will Vs. Bear

Weapon of choice :Biting and ripping throats out.

whoever wins, Vs a Shark.

 

Why did you change?
Why did you bend and break?
When the water turned to wine,
Did it feel the same?

 

Lulz

 

the new vincent black shadow is impossible to find. arghh!

 

Ugh, I really should not get into this habit. It's not so good, leaving my homework for the next day, rushing to a coffee shop near school and finishing it there during my open windows between lessons.

 

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Some go to far, but it still made me lol.

 

That is the fourth time that video has been posted in this thread.

 

Really? damn, I just found out about it. xD

 

I sit here all alone.

The darkness surrounds me.
The only sound is that of my children
Their gentle breathing as they dream

One moment tumbles into the next
In the late night hours.

I wait for the constant thoughts to subside.

Thoughts of death and life,
hate and love,
sadness and happiness.

Serenity.
I only find it in the darkness.
While my children sleep and dream.

I sit here all alone.

 

i brust into song there.. i blame Mel C!!

 

"Someone should make a Jack Kerouac porno. They could call it Doctor Sex, like Doctor Sax, and it'd just be about people being depressed and developing alcohol and drug problems, and then having sex with each other."

 

^^ where is that from?

 

Saturday night was messed up.

I don't understand how I ended up apologising though.

Also, I never thought I'd get on with her that well. That is, until the whole scene occured.

 

i love that south park episode, it's so freakin hilarious

butters totally rocks