Random Thoughts 18

Everyone thinks Im black until they look at my pictures!

 

Fuuuuck, my shoulder hurts.

 

You'd think you'd be more likely to injure your wrist when engaging in that kind of activity

 

i really wish i'd hugged him when he asked me to

 

In the German dub of TDK, The Joker sounds like Papa Lazarou

 

Well that was the randomest knock on the door I've ever had. My friend knocks on my door and asks to go the the toilet EVEN THOUGH HER HOUSE IS ABOUT 3 HOUSES DOWN FROM MINE.

 

That's weird, my backache is gone and your shoulder starts to hurt.

But awwwww, hope your shoulder gets better.

 

Hmm. Seinfeld in English or Slither in German.

 

Thanks.

Well, I'm glad your back feels better.

 

Thanks.

The only thing I like better in french are The Simpsons.

 

In this making-of programme I really want to see a clip of the Joker going up to Batman or Gordon or whoever and saying "You're my wife now, Dave!"

 

Im drowning in analytical chem *HEEELLLLPPPP*..

 

my hamster has officially gone crazy! it's like she's asleep the whole day n at night she just looses it

 

I loved you with a fire red, now it's turning blue
and you say sorry like the angel heaven let me think was you
But I'm afraid...

It's too late to apologize, it's too late
I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late ​

 

Subway

Because a normal sandwich is the Devil.

 

My car got totaled last night. It was parked outside my girlfriend's and some drunk driver flew around the corner and slammed into it. It was pushed 20 feet forward onto the sidewalk and the entire back end was fucked. Best thing is, the guy just ran off, so we don't know who did it. I just got this car in January, it was my pride and joy. Now it's gone.



It went from being at the left end of the picture, across the handicapped spot and onto the sidewalk.

 

WHAT IF I SAY IM NOT LIKE THE OTHER, WHAT IF I SAY IM NOT JUST ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR PLAYS?! YOU'RE THE PRETENDER, WHAT IF I'LL SAY I NEVER SURRENDER!

Nate: Wow man that really sucks. I hope they catch the guy though. Good luck!

 

i give up.

 

I've got a huge zit on my forehead and it hurts to touch it.

MABYE IST A SECUND HAED

 

You're evolving into Doduo.