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    The Emptiness Machine

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    I'm not having sex with the Makarina Evan...
     
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    MASTAHBAAATE
     
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    If you're at work, I'm not gonna say what I was gonna say. :lol:
     
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    My mom is contaminating me with her bitchyness

    SHUUUUT UPPPPPP!
     
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    If you're at work.. and You are bored. Have sex with a co-worker. And then you relieve two peoples boredom.
     
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    :( im fuckin Hungry i wanna eeeeeeeeeat somthing no matter what is it !
     
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    Unless you work at a morgue... :p

    Ack, mai hed.
     
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    Unless you're a necrophiliac. ;)

    Ewww. Scary.
     
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    I'm so fucking tired.
     
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    Hey everyone, checking in from Sausilto, California and having a pretty awesome time over here. My day has been made today when I found out that my current favorite band InnerPartySystem will be playing the Projekt Rev. show in Milton Keynes later this month. Anyhoo I hope everyone's ok and I'll speak to you all soon. :)
     
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    Glad you having fun Luke!




    In other news...



    THE FUCKING OUTLINE ARE SUPPORTING SAY ANYTHING!!! WAHHOOOOOO!!!!
     
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    So some bitch called a little bit ago asking for a "Robert" and refused to believe me when I told her I didn't know a "Robert" and that no one named "Robert" lived here. She kept asking me how I knew that and I told her it was because my family lived there and not "Robert's" family. Then she asked who we were, and when I told her we were the Maltbys, she was like, "I find it hard to believe you don't know a 'Robert Maltby' and you've got the same last name." I was like, "Are you joking? Do you know how many people there are named 'Maltby'?" Then she said his full name, "Robert L. Maltby, Jr.," and I was like, "Well, I think you're getting names confused, because I've got a second cousin named 'Robert' and my dad's a junior." She got snippy again, and was like, "So it's your dad I need to talk to?" I was like, "No, I never said my dad's name is 'Robert.'" Before she could say anything else, I gave the phone to my dad, and he straightened it all out. I seriously fucking hate it when rude people make phone calls. You won't get anywhere in life by being a huge bitch unless you're Hillary Clinton. Oh, wait.
     
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    End of story = epic win.
     
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    haha nice one Will :lol:
     
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    So two Apache choppers just flew over my apartment building, and they were maybe only 300 feet up.

    It was fucking awesome.
     
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    That just goes to show Will, nobody should ever look up someone's name in a phone book and automatically assume that it's the same person they are intending to speak with. I cannot believe the audacity and stupidity of some people.

    Especially when there are so many people with my dad's first and last name in this county that it's ridiculous. There are tons of people with my first and last name in the United States too, yet none of them have ever been a customer for where I work (believe me I checked :lol:).

    ....in other news we were doing a controlled trash burn down in our yard and my dad must of had some old 4th of July firecrackers in there because all of a sudden there was this loud BOOM and the entire area was filled with smoke. I jumped up in fear/shock, opened up the window and screamed 'WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!' my dad then replied "Firecracker."

    Crazy S.O.B. :lol:
     
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    Well, the thing is, she claimed someone gave her our phone number. My dad can't figure out why his cousin would've given out our number, especially when he hasn't talked to him in a good eight to ten years (pretty much around the last family reunion we went to). :lol:
     
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    :lol: that would of scared the shit out of me too!!
     
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    It sounded like a bomb or some dynamite had gone off. And considering we have rednecks all around where I live, whom love to find creative ways to deal with groundhogs and other pests, it's not very hard to believe.

    Nothing as funny as when we accidentally had a spray can in a box of stuff the last time we did a burn, and the tip (or nozzle) melted off, sprayed out and sent the can as jet speed projectile into a tree. Fucking epic :lol:.

    And maybe the bitch is stalking your family Will :lol:.
     
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    Giant sneezers! Oh the boogers!
     
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