Random Thoughts 17

I like eggs..

 

So my sister and I had to engage guerrilla warfare tactics against a wolf spider last night. I slammed an unopened box of tissues on top of the thing, but when I lifted the box, it was still alive and untouched, like it was made of fucking metal. So it started running around my bedroom floor again, and my sister was freaking out while my cat just watched, and I ran out into the living room (being terrified of spiders), grabbed a sandal, and proceeded to smash it that way.

The thing I don't understand is how the mother fucker survived being smashed by the box of tissues in the first place.

 

It's neighbours day and all I want for them is to roll over and die. They're practically rolling already if I hear it right and if not, they must be bowling in their own house.

 

I suck at Excel. Ugh. Stupid program.

 

Does someone know if uefa euro 2008 for PC is a good game?

 

I wasn't suggesting there was anything wrong with Lindsay Lohan's sexual preference. I just think it was completely random

 

My guinea pig does not want to let go of my sock. He's surprisingly strong.

 

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

 

The apple mystery has been solved.

 

I just read sock as a very bad word.. :/

 

There are more Ronsons?

Good grief.

 

I want a meatball sub.

 

Inauspicious?

 

Wolf spiders are very resilient. Kinda like cockroaches. I had to do something similar to a cockroach the other day, and I spent like 15 minutes chasing it, hitting it, thinking it was dead, and having it run off again.

I get what you're saying.

It's because you're so awesome.

 

I'm bored and my head is gonna explode....

 

OOOH, so what is it?

 

One of the apples at the bottom of the bag was crushed, and I assume the juice and stuff from that got on all the other ones.

Much better than what I originally thought it was...

 

Oh, phew.

 

Yeah, crisis averted.

I was a bit startled when I touched that gooey, crushed apple though. xD

 

The apple had a melty gushy gooey x-xy center? ;/