Random Thoughts 17

Man, this is the loudest t-storm we've had in a while. And the "red" area isn't even over us yet.

 

Now if only I could do that the right way.

 

DRINK POWERTHIRST AND YOU'LL WIN AT EVERYTHING, FOREVER! YOU'LL WIN AT RUNNING, FOOTBALL, ARSON, WEDDINGS, AND ART! YOU'LL EVEN WIN AT IRONY! POWERTHIRST! IT'S LIKE CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN! IT'S LIKE CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN! IT'S CRYSTAL METH!

Warning: May contain Anna Kournikova.

It's baaack!

And after watching a few episodes, I've come to the conclusion that it was the stupidest decision ever to cancel The Class.

 

Now I've awakened, new life flows through me
It seems I'm becoming a perfect bloodletting machine
And inside this madness, it all looks so clear
The sound of my voice is the last thing that you'll ever hear

..I just can't get enough of this song.

 

Translating this song is giving me a headache.

 

A little boy came down to breakfast. Since they lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.

"Not yet," said the little boy.

His mother told him he couldn't have any breakfast until he did his chores. Well, he was a little pissed, so he went to feed the chickens, and he kicked a chicken. He went to feed the cows, and he kicked a cow. He went to feed the pigs, and he kicked a pig.

He went back in for breakfast and his mother gave him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? "Why don't I have any milk in my
cereal?" he asks.

"Well, "his mother said, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, either. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren't getting any milk this morning."

Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?

Best joke ever.

Yum. Black tea. Lemme go find something to watch.

 

I think I get it.

 

AHAHAHAHAHA. oh wow that's good.

 

Well he's not getting any..

 

There's this competition on ibeatyou that involves talking nonstop for at least 30 seconds without saying 'uh' or 'um' or something to that effect. Well, I believe I went for a bit over 9 minutes.

 

Hiii good afternoon !

MADONNA is to sign the most lucrative contracts of her career – playing two gigs in Dubai for £12.5MILLION.

i dnt know why they didnt pay the same amount to bring LP in Dubai !!!! im so sad ... !
but my GF she's fan of Madonna, so im gonna shut the fuckup my small mouth and say welcome to Madonna

 

moooo!

 

3 new CD's

 

I HATE those things. They're gross, and every time I see one in my room, I wonder why it's there, because it's not a mess now, and there's no food in there to attract them.
I was also up half the night, and then I fell asleep in a rocking chair, till about 5:19, at which point, I went to sleep in my bed, which was highly uncomfortable for some reason.

 

What CD's?

 

I really like her.