Random Thoughts 16

This is so fucking irritating.

"I decided not to go to Las Vegas over my Spring Break because there are a lot of people who want to hang out with me and I miss all my friends."

So far you've been on break for three days and you haven't spent any time with anyone. You're a liar. Stop saying shit people want to hear and start being fucking honest for a change.

I fucking hate how my best friend does nothing but lie.

 

Glavobolja od vina a nigde aspirina
Sinoc bila sam sa tobom pijana..

 

I'll admit, I'd rather see that than a spear going through a swordfish.

 

I can think of something much more bad ass than that: a flaming spear go through a guy who was soaked in petrol and catches fire then runs into an electric fence and blows up.

 

What action movie is that from and where can I find it?

 

I want to know if Family Guy is a re-run tonight.

 

It's from a great film called Luke's Wild Imagination.

 

It is.

@Luke - Ok, I don't want to see that. Simply put is because of you being apart of anything involving any women. Cause I know how that works.

 

Touche Douche.

 

hahahaha Because Of How That's Spelled I Read It Like "TOO SHAY DOO SHAY"

 

Wow. That was odd.

 

I know. For some reason I feel the need to put it in my sig but I can't be assed and it's a little self-promotive of me to do so. I think you should. I know you wont though.

 

You were saying?

 

God, Can't It Just Leak Already?

 

Take a drink of water.

EDIT: Yay I'm in a sig!!!

 

Feel proud, you tool.

And with that, i'm out for now.

PEACE OUT, Y'ALL!!! [/algorefuturama]

 

NO, I DONT WANNA!

 

I will you...you...[insertinsulthere].

Later bro.

 

Lester's sig makes me want to kill myself.

 

Yep.