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  1. Dedicated

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    AND THUS WE MORTALS ACHIEVE,
    IMMORTALITY!
    IMMORTALITY!
    IMMORTALITY!
    IMMORTALITY!
    IMMORTALITY!
    IMMORTALITY!
    IMMORTALITY!
    IMMORTALITY!
    IMMORTALITY!

    If you don't worship my unfathomable mercy...
    ...THEN YOU WILL PERISH FOR ALL ETERNITY!
    ALL ETERNITY!

    Hammer the nails in,
    Hammer the nails in deep!

    "A" is neither "A" nor not "A,"
    Thus it is called,
    "A" is neither "A" nor not "A,"
    Thus it is called,
    "A" IS NEITHER "A" NOR NOT "A,"
    THUS IT IS CALLED
    "A" IS NEITHER "A" NOR NOT "A,"
    THUS IT IS CALLED!

    And thus we mortals achieve,
    COMMINITY IN THE SENSE OF WELL BEING!
    UNITY WITH THE UNIVERSAL BEING!
    OR IMMUNITY IN THE SENSE OF WELL FEELING!


    If you don't worship my unfathomable mercy...
    ...THEN YOU WILL PERISH FOR ALL ETERNITY!
    ALL ETERNITY!

    Hammer the nails in,
    Hammer the nails in deep!



    Fucking love this band now.
     
  2. Messy Marj

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    Hahahahhaha look how funny and gross this is :lol:

    [youtube]PwazdGn6ldc[/youtube]
     
  3. Gitsnik

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    Translation? :lol:
     
  4. Casual D

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    [youtube]5pUVW4CETUw[/youtube]

    Woo, what an awesome band.
     
  5. Dedicated

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  6. Dean

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    I hate Tim...
     
  7. Tim

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    As you should... ;):p
     
  8. Dean

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    I bet you enjoyed it you whore.
     
  9. Dedicated

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    Perfectly formed and gloriously guiltless,
    The Queen Bee reclines in her honeycomb home,
    Quietly confident in the competence of the commandante,
    And undeterred by the atrocities facing her family,
    She observes the operation with optimism,
    Knowing, that death is a part of life.

    Left to drip from her precious pink lips,
    A sweet smelling scent flowed up to her nose,
    Her love will shine until the tides divide these pretty little particles all into rows,
    She fed a poison to the prisoners, fed their egos,
    Fed their fees to the first in line, thirstiest, throne,
    Ripped the ripples from the puzzles of the puddles,
    Cut the carcass with the laughter of the cancer she installed.

    Sight, smell, sound, taste and touch,
    Sight, smell and sound,
    Sight, smell, sound, taste and touch,
    Sight, smell and sound.

    Death is a part of life,
    Death is a part of life.

    No other words but from me the Queen Bee,
    No other idols to bow down or worship to,
    And don't misuse the name of the Queen Bee,
    And keep Black Sabbath holy,
    Respect your father and mother,
    You must not kill,
    You must not commit adultery,
    Even the adults,
    You must not steal,
    And no false evidence against your neighbour,
    But anyone else would be okay...
    Don't be envious of your neighbours goods...
    ...be that wife or belongings.

    Yes; your wife is your belonging.

    And then God spoke these words,
    And then She spoke these words,
    I am the Lord your God who took you out of the land of Egypt,
    From the house of slavery,
    You shall have no other gods before me.

    For I am your Lord and I am a jealous God,
    For I am your Lord and I am a jealous God,
    I am your Lord and I am a jealous God!
    I am your Lord and I am a jealous God!
    I am your Lord and I am a jealous God!
    I am your Lord and I am a jealous God!
    I am your Lord and I am a jealous God!
    I am your Lord and I am a jealous God!
    I am your Lord and I am a jealous God!
    I am your Lord and I am a jealous God!
    I am your Lord and I am a jealous God!

    Supported but strangled,
    You and me are so similar;
    We fought hard from an acute angle about what we ought to do,
    From our dear old friend the end, to our enemy the weed,
    Three cheers for beer,
    No tears at a good deed,
    Because all good deeds are selfish you see,
    All good deeds are selfish,
    "All good deeds are selfish!" said the Queen Bee.
     
  10. Chris

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    There's nothing wrong with touching yourself :lol:
     
  11. $pvcxGhxztCasey

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    is the freezer really the best place to keep vodka? like, the vodka won't freeze into a block of ice, will it?
     
  12. Dean

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    If it did you could use it as an ice lolly, haha.
     
  13. Messy Marj

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    There's too much alcohol in it to actually freeze.
     
  14. Iain

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    It just gets really fucking cold.
     
  15. Dedicated

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    If you leave it in the freezer for long enough the other ingredients in the vodka will freeze though. Leaving a stronger alcohol (y)
     
  16. Dean

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    It was on Bill Nigh once.
     
  17. Iain

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    The instrumental of Paper Planes is insanely relaxing, except for the gunshots and register sounds. That, and that whole talking thing towards the end.
     
  18. No Ace Just You

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    Hm, Barney Stinson doesnt have the same effect now I know Neil Patrick Harris is gay...

    :/
     
  19. Iain

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    He's still hilarious, but the character has less of an effect.
     
  20. Dedicated

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    She's my Playmate Of The Year!


    Oh how I've missed you Zebrahead
     
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