Random Thoughts 16

That looks weird. Not as in good weird, either. Nasty weird.

 

It looks like a big cake... you could even say it's a cheesecake! Amirite?

 

Fuck ODI! Twenty20 ftw!

 

*highfive*

That's what you're brain looks like on crystal meth.

 

Why don't you google 'Casu Marzu'?

 

You've gone down a notch in my book.

That puts you at notch three.

 

That was me making a deliberately bad joke, you know.

I need one of those walls with doors on.

 

It was a bad joke. But google it anyway, it's really gross.

 

As opposed to your unintentional ones?

Oh! JK

 

Ah, yes. The pain olympics. I think that was the worst way to spend that amount of time I actually spent watching it

I'm not going to change that, because it's fine the way it is. Well, when I interpret freely, that is.

 

C'mon! It's short, it's packed with excitement! Dunno what else one can need.

 

Wait.

 

A long drawn out affair which you can go to and get extremely drunk.

 

That cheese is an illegal substance in Italy.

 

This is me.

 

You dam leers.

 

Sorry but that stuff is terrible.

 

I don't like very many cheeses. Mainly mozzerella and provolone. Or however you spell it.

 

I know. I don't like it either. I do like a bit of Gouda though, and weird enough, that's my sister.

 

Gouda is a gift from the gods. The gods of cheese.