Random Thoughts 16

silly

 

Girls wish they had a booty like mine.

No, literally, I've had them tell me so.

 

I demand a picture.

 

I don't quite know how to take a picture of this with a webcam, so, oh well.

Edited for your viewing displeasure.

 

I can't believe you actually took a picture! I thought you chickened out.

Although I have to say, it's not really big, it's a bit flat, like a man's ass. Booties are round!

 

I clicked.


First thing I noticed was the Porsche in the background. Then the tightness of your jeans. THEN your booty.

 

It's hard to take a picture. I really don't know.

And really I never have that great of a view with it, but when your friends start singing that damn song Low when you walk in the room...

"Applebottom jeans, boots with the fur, everyone was looking at KAYCE!"

EDIT: Daniel, you are not Marj, nor a female, so you shouldn't have looked.

Unless you have something to tell us?

 

I don't want this to come out wrong, but I actually only think that African men have a booty. It's like alllll round.

 

LOL.

I don't care, really. Girls seem to like it, so woohoo.

 

My ass in pants looks weird on a close up picture damnit.

edit: Oh no, it's okay if you don't zoom in lol

 

I posted mine. You must post yours.

 

Yeah...guess I could've seen that one coming huh.

Hold on.

edit: No wait, I have a better one.

 

I'm holding. Take your time, I'm eating pizza.

 

It's the bed sheets.

 

*Sprints into conversation* Booties!!!!

 

Delete! Delete! I have a better one.

 

Now it's Tim's turn.

 

That'd be great, a Post Your Ass thread.

 

I'd allow that at my board.

 

Your eyes would water from my ass's deliciousness.