Random Thoughts 16

If I get killed by a girl, I hit her that much harder the next time, until I even out the score. Either that, or I stay out of her way.

 

Is it really that bad, getting killed by a girl?

 

Getting killed in general, is bad.

 

Yeah...duh, but I mean COD4.

 

I like it, especially if I'm getting all hot-headed and egotistical. Not that I think girls are any better or worse at things than men, but it still brings me down a peg when I get killed by a girl. That made very little sense, but I hope you get what I'm saying.

 

Myeah, but you can't help it. Men always feel like they have to be the stronger sex in anything really.

 

I don't...

 

I don't. I think that anything a man can do, a woman can do just as well, if not better. Men have a tendency to let their egos get in the way, whereas women aren't as concerned with things like that.

 

But you're a little special...*pet pet*


I'm such an ass.

 

Yes, you are.

 

Sorry.

 

I know, I just prefer to deliver the killings.

Dean loves when we abuse him.

 

Fuck off.

 

I wanna be abused...

 

You can swap with me if you're absolutely sure.

 

Dean, you know our abuse comes with undying love and affection.

 

It's because girls aren't typically gamers per se. And then when you do find a girl gamer she's usually fat and gross and wouldn't have any friends if her parents paid people to like her.

For some reason -- around here at least -- attractive girls hate video games for absolutely no reason. So it's sort of an unbecoming thing I guess.

I think that was kind of sexist. It wasn't intended to be though.

 

I'm sensing hidden strings...

 

Eh.. Being an ass isn't so bad, it's sort of fun.

 

Is this really love? Is love continuously patronising me, and accusing me of having crushes on people I don't, and of being a Nintendo fanboy?