Random Thoughts 16

You know what? You deserve it.

 

Hmmm

Its been awhile since i last logged on

strange..

 

That makes me feel so good.

You know, the kitchen in our new apartment, I'm gonna paint it bright pink. <3

 

I do believe that we are practicing the same religion.

 

Not sure if I like the new Cancer Bats album that much so far.

 

Piss poor posting by all online at the moment.

Except for me.

 

I'll improve.
If you write this essay.

 

Is it due tomorrow?

If not, fuck it off and post.

 

I'm sure my dad forgot to tell my mom with his old head. -_-

 

Yea due tomorrow.

But...
DONE!

 

I swallowed air a bit ago and my chest has been fucked since. I can barely breathe properly.

 

"I swallowed air"

Jeez. In America Jam is Jelly, and Breathing is I swallowed air.

You may not realise it Will, but your a walking fountain of fresh knowledge.

 

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xD

 

Some prick actually had the cheek to tell me he saw an amputee be healed.

I promptly told him he was full of shit.

 

!

What a ridiculous claim.

 

No, no - I've got no idea how to explain it, but I breathed in sharply and haven't breathed right since.

 

He then said something like "Oh no I didn't see the leg actually grow back. He lost his leg in some sort of accident and then I saw him a year or so later and he had a fully grown limb. Amazing!"

A fully grown prosthetic limb more like it you cretinous oaf.

I sometimes do that and I get a sharp pain down my left side.

Although my swallowing of air (sorry) usually returns to normal after that.

 

You're class. Maybe I'll come to Australia some day just to meet you.

I bet it'd be a good time.

 

It's much easier to be somewhat witty and humorous with a backspace key but yes you would have a good time guaranteed.

My adventures into the realm of alcohol always end in memories that will last lifetimes.

Like last Friday I got kicked out of the RSL for "showing signs of inxtoxication". That being me moonwalking along the tiles singing Billie Jean. Fucking security guards.

Haven't lived that one down yet.

 

You were kicked out for dancing? That doesn't make much sense.

Unless you were moonwalking while shooting someone, I don't see why you should've been kicked out.