Random Thoughts 16

I don't cry into my beer, man. I play beer pong. There's no crying in beer pong!

No, I cry into my Jagermeister. I don't know what it is, but that stuff makes me cry every time I drink it.

 

Haha I know. I was just making a point.

Play Rum Pong, it's even better.

And Jagermeister is some good shizniz. Jager Bombs are quality. Jager Beer is of much less quality. I found that out the hard way.

 

I know, I know, I was just trying to be funny.

I've played pong with Jack Daniel's. That was the worst night of my life. We were doing triple shots. It was nuts.

And Jager, I like Jager, it's just that I always cry when I drink it. Jager bombs are amazing, though. There's an energy drink around here called Lost that goes really, really well with it.

Jager beer, though? I've never heard of it. I'm guessing it's just a mix though.

 

Yea it's just a mix. On a massive drunken trek once I poured jager into my beer. Terrible. Seemed like a fantastic idea at the time.

Do you mean actually cry? or just go watery eyed. 'Cause thats what happens when I take a big gulp of a icy cold beer.

Don't tell me you're an emotional drunk Will. Or i'll never drink with you, ever.

 

No, no, I'm only an emotional drunk when I've had Jager, and even then, there has to be something to provoke me. It just so happens that every time I've had Jager, something's provoked me. Well, except for the first time I had Jager. I did five shots in under a minute and felt amazing.

I don't recommend doing that though. Especially not when you've already done five shots of whisky in the 15 minutes prior.

 

LOL @ Youtube's Rickrolling

 

Try a whole bottles worth of tequila shots + 6 black douglas + assorted cans of anything I could find + vodka shots (I can't remember how many) in 2 hours.

I felt like I was on a the biggest sugar high ever. One of the few times I drunk my self stupid and didn't feel like falling asleep the entire night.

I might add I drunk myself right out contention for any women too.

I wish I could go back to that night. So much fun.

FUCK.

 

That's sort of awesome.

That's the only time I've ever done that though. I had the five shots of whiskey, then the five shots of Jager, in a span of 20 minutes. Then after another half hour, I did ten more shots of whiskey over the course of about ten minutes, followed by four or five Jack-and-Cokes.

And all the Jack-and-Cokes were a full can with at least three shots of whiskey in them.

I was brave as hell that night.

Usually I'd have gotten sick. But not that night. It was weird.

 

I know sometimes the amount you drink, and what happens completely defies all logic.

A couple weeks back I had a few rum & cola's in a half hour and needed to spew. Then I go and get absolutely cunted and come back fine.

Here's a photo I took the morning after the night I described above.'Kinell is the least I can say. Lolol at all the lemons.

 

That's from one night? Holy shit.

The most I've ever had in any one place was two bottles of Jack Daniel's, two bottles of vodka (Fris vodka and Skyy vodka, if you've heard of them) and a bottle of Bacardi 151.

Well, besides all the beer we had. At least 72 bottles in all.

 

That was between about 7 or 8 of us haha. Oh and believe me, that wasn't half of the carnage.

That's a pretty solid effort by the way. I wish I could stomach vodka normally. I can only drink it when I'm already drunk as a cunt.

Anyway. Dinner is served. Be back later probably.

 

Right on. I'm going to bed myself. So have a good one.

 

Half the fun of having bartender friends is having them make drinks for you.

Adios Motherfucker, anyone?

 

I hate David Cook.

 

Damn it.

I've got to get back to bed.

 

You only went to bed 2 hours ago though.

That's a solid snooze.

 

Mmm, where the bloody hell are you?

 

Lara Bingle, lawl.

 

Not for me.

And damn it, I'm still up. This sucks. I may as well stay up all damn day now.

It's almost eight in the morning.

 

Redrafting this lawyer-to-client letter is an absolute cunt.