Random Thoughts 16

No, the white man prevailed.

 

LOL

 

Fuck yeah.

Chicago needed some of this:

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FOUR HUNDRED BABIES!

 

Mother Nature will be like "SLOOOOW DOWWWNNNN" and you'll be like "FUCK YOU!" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!!!

MENERGY!

 

That video is epic. I showed it to my sister, and all she would say for like ten minutes as an answer to anything was "YOU'LL HAVE 400 BABIES!"

 

My older sister claims that's highly racist, but IMO, as long as you're not making derogatory remarks, it's not racist. I get told "white jokes" that aren't derogatory all the time, and I'm fine with it.

 

revisionist history ftw

 

I'd listen to The Shins with Natalie Portman. Oh yeah.

 

FUCK YOU HENRY HOBHOUSE. I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE 6 PLANTS THAT CHANGED THE WORLD.

 

Cannabis.

 

Didn't I post this on the first page?!?

 

Indeed you did. Wow, I totally forgot about that.

NIGHT ELF DANCE!


Do you know how hard it was for me to find that? Not very.

 

Ooooooh.

Sorry, what'd you say?

I was too busy googling at Alizee.

Wow, did I really just rhyme those words?

That's fucking absurd.

 

Dude, seriously, for the past like, 4 months, I've been trying to figure out who the hell that was. I kept getting it in emails and such, and I never bothered to look for it. So finally, I was looking at some random site, and someone said "hey, look! Alizee!" and posted that. So I knew.

 

>( @ Night Elves.

GLORY TO THE SIN'DOREI.

 

Glory to the Sin'dorei, but damn, that dance...

And, this is fucking epic.
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You've got to be fucking kidding me.

The manager at Dunkin Donuts told my friend he didn't hire me because I "didn't seem reliable" since I "got fired from Wal Mart," apparently for "not catching on," when I never said anything even remotely close to that to him.

I want to punch him in the fucking mouth. What a fucking douche bag. I hope his house burns down, the sexist son of a bitch.