Random Thoughts 16

I knew I was going to regret putting on chapstick today.

 

Where is everyone?

 

When life hands you lemons, use them as a weapon.

 

When life hands you lemons, they suck.

 

Wow, I'm glad noone got hurt!

That reminds me of last year when I still lived home, oooh the trauma. o.o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-3__snUJGE

In the middle of that vid you see a piece of roof, it's my roof. I cried so hard that night.

 

Lemons are awesome. You're jealous.

 

If life would hand me lemons, I'd squeeze them out on a nice piece of fishy. <3

 

Lemons are wank. Green apples > lemons and other citrus fruit

 

I know, I love lemons. I just wanted to say something slightly less creative than what I originally had in mind.

You officially made me hungry.

I have to disagree. Apples, while amazing, can't help you produce some of the funniest faces known to man. Lemon + a camera = instant hilarity.

 

Psh..Oranges FTW

 

Citrus Fruit > Dean

 

Pineapple > *

I once ate a whole pineapple, it was not such a good plan, it makes your mouth totally dense.

 

I'd eat a whole pineapple.

 

Pineapple is the shit

 

Oh, you should hehe.

 

I'd become a fruitarian and eat nothing but pineapple if it wouldn't be incredibly unhealthy.

 

I gotta try that.

 

I mean, it's not that bad. The end is just annoying when it feels like needles are poking your tongue and your lips are constantly dry.

 

That sensation sounds so damn interesting. I have no clue why, but it just does.

 

Yeah it should be ok

Btw, did you see that banner during the final?