Random Thoughts 16

Come on, put up the fucking movie times!

 

Harlz do you remember this song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVZXa8jrmU8

 

I'm not quite sure. But I've heard stories from lots of different people that you can't take things like that onto planes. It makes sense though. They could be used as "biological weapons" or something stupid like that if you were to, say, spray it into someone's eyes.

 

Probably explodes somehow.

Like milk and chlorine.

That might be an old wives tale though. I've never tried it.

 

You remind me of a few of my famous friends
Well that all depends what you qualify as "friends"

 

Holy fuck. That be no wives tale.

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Fast forward to 1:00.

 

Yes...

Horrible song, why would you dedicate a thread to that?

 

It doesn't matter how shit it is. It brings back memories of childhood.

I'd put a wager on me having listened to it at least 20 times today.

 

Mmm you're older than me though.
I just go with blink-182 for childhood nostalgia most of the time.

 

That's amazing. Do you know if you've got to have any sort of specific mixture? I kind of want to do that now.

 

It looks like just milk in the bottle, and he pours some chlorine in, shuts the cap and walks away.

How to make one: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/526564/how_to_make_a_chlorine_bomb/

 

Well, I need a shower...
See ya LPA

 

I'm so fucking old I can remember watching the premiere of Black or White on TV.

Shower at night?

Amateurs mistake.

 

Goodness gracious. That's amazing. I'm definitely going to do that now.

That's so much better than putting Mentos in a bottle of Coke (or any carbonated beverage).

 

Not better than the boxes and boxes of fireworks my father still has from when they were legal. That's where the fun is at.

Can you buy fireworks in Willville?

 

You can't buy fireworks here in Ohio, but I could easily go next door to Pennsylvania to buy some.

We do that quite often. And by "quite often," I meant once or twice a year. My friends and I usually spend around $800 each time, and we'll have fun for a good three or four months with all the stuff we get.

 

America eh.

Can buy fireworks here, but not there.

Death penalty here, but not there.

Can get raped here, but not there. Probably.

 

Basically. It's actually sort of weird how the fireworks thing works, too. Around the Fourth of July (which is when fireworks are used a lot), you can buy fireworks legally. It makes no sense.

 

If the world wasn't filled with cock biscuits who'd strap them to cats and fire them through their enemies windows then people like you and me would be free to blow up random's letterboxes, leave them at people's doorsteps and wake up our numpty neighbours.

 

I hear you on that one. But then you've also got your elderly folk who like to think they know all there is to know about certain things, like setting off fireworks with the "proper" technique, and then end up blowing off their 14 year old daughter's left arm when the rocket shoots straight backward instead of over the pond out back.