Random Thoughts 15

I can bring all the death sentences if you guys want.

 

No need. There'll be 10 kegs. Bring the funnel though.

EDIT: Ah yes Kevin. The Death Sentances are a very nice family. Bring them.

 

Ah fuck, I meant "death certificates"

 

I'll also bring an ambulance (need to get one first) with many stomache pumps in it? lol

 

Okay well Friskey's apparently gonna be the one who takes the bad mushroom and goes on a killing rampage.

See you there Kev.

 

I'll also bring ice packs and aspirin.

 

Apparently.

Some will be accidental, some will just be because I want the bitch dead, I know that.

 

Shut up Faded Out Of Ashes.

 

Pwnt.

 

Meh.

 

There will be no un-alcohol poisoning or un-drug overdose related deaths at my party. You better believe dat playa.

 

I didn't say that. I said that I was going to get pissed and go on a bloody rampage. I'll spare you your life if you want to...then go after it's all said and done "Hey, Hellflame...bitchin' party!"

 

"By the way, I'll buy you new curtains next time I'm at the store."

 

Okay so by 2am the party will have turned into a battle royale holocaust.

Great.

 

It may even be earlier than that if I start losing at beer pong.

 

lunch and TV..ah

 

Okay so around 9:30pm I've gotta bring out the weapons of mass destruction.

 

That too.

 

Just hook it to my veins!

 

More like 9:30...am.