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  1. Messy Marj

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    'Better than sex'? :lol:
     
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    Every time a grenade goes off or a bullet wizzes by my head i climax a little.
     
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    Fixed.
     
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    I think Tom is the quickie kind of guy. :lol:
     
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    For the first time in months, it was finally warm enough to open up the windows on the drive home. Nothing I love more than opening all the windows, revving up to 5,000 before shifting out of 1st gear and hearing that turbo spool up right before you can feel it kick in.

    Of course, snow is in the forecast for Monday. Fucking Missouri weather.
     
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    CLASSY HOOOLY HOOOKEEER!!
     
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    "When was the last time you beat off?"
    "What?"
    "When was the last time you beat off?"
    "I didn't have to, I had Glauren."
    "Well, that's over now, so I suggest you rub one out."
    "But I don't have any material!"
    "Just... use your imagination."
    "Yeah, use your imagination. You could like, use you own ass, and like, you know, beat off to that. Check it out."
    "My own ass..."

    It's amazing what I find funny. :lol:
     
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    The hell...? I never knew Ed Kowalczyk was in that Yes We Can song. I never watched it totally cause i find it extremely cheesy. o_O

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    I saw that a few days ago. I still like the whole "taking the dog out... anything you need immediate action for..." Yeah, like randomly, a whole squad of fully armed terrorists are going to come after you whil Fido's shitting. :lol:
    I like the sound that thing makes when it pops open.
     
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    I've become a fucking maid.
     
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    'Handicapped people climbing the Kilimanjaro'

    Oh, the sensation. :lol:
     
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    Stop watching TF1 if you don't want to become blind. :lol:
     
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    It's screaming 'FEEL THE SENSATION!!' at me. :lol:
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Eek, so Katoucha Niane is really dead then. =/
     
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    I need a ride

    Dammit for being 15. Still stuck with no Car.

    but what am I bitching about. I suck at driving lol
     
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    That film has actually made me feel slightly ill... :\
     
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    I feel your pain. :lol:
     
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    ATTENTION EVERYONE: HEAD ON OVER TO NBC.COM AND WATCH LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE OF CONAN... (or at least the first 15 minutes) you wont regret it!

    I don't think i've EVER laughed so hard in my life! :D
     
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