Random Thoughts 15

This.....is true. Damn her.

 

Shit. Where's Chris Hansen at?

 

Oh I admit I've already seen the pictures and I admit they are hot. But I also admit that it disturbs me because I shouldn't find it hot.

 

I haven't....sad part is a part of me is curious haha.

 

Ditto.

 

The one of her in the bikini looking up, she looks EXACTLY like my friend Nicole.

Who is one year younger than me. So it's okay...to think she looks hot.

In some weird way.

 

We're going to Hell aren't we?

 

Probably.

 

I'd go with definitely on that one

 

Satan prob. knows me. I'll go down there and i'll hear a "FRISKEY! There's my main man. About fuckin' time you got down here!"

Wow, I need psych. help. I'm gonna become like Brad Pitt in 12 Monkeys. Frightening.

 

He'll coerce you to look at his 24-hour surveillence system set up in Kristen Bell's bedroom.

One can dream, can't he?

 

I wouldn't be able to take the torture.

Depending on what he used. If it's tapes he has piled up of all the good moments, there we go. If it's just Dax Shepard naked and alone in her bed, then...it truely is Hell i'm at.

 

I wouldn't want to know what Dax Shepard was doing alone naked in Kristen Bell's bed.

As a side note: Dax Shepard graduated from my old high school and both him and Kristen are from Michigan.

 

Another side note: Dax Shepard is the luckiest bastard on the planet. He got to act with Jessica Simpson, got to plow Kate Hudson, and now...Kristen Bell. HE MUST DIE!

 

What a bitch. I don't know what those women would see in him.

 

I don't know what women see in everybody. I hate it when I see this cute girl walking by, and at her arm side is her boyfriend...who looks like the world's biggest tool. Dies a little inside of me.

 

Let's get fucked up and die

 

Seriously. I hate when really nice girls go out with complete douchebags who act like they're better than everyone. It's kind of ridiculous.

 

Yeah. Case and point, my first true relationship...I did double takes daily going "Wow, I'm really in a relationship...i'm not looking at the tool anymore. I AM THE TOOL! WHOOOO!"

Anyways, be back later guys.