Random Thoughts 15

Whiskey dearest you don't have to ask for my special treatments

 

goodbye cruel world, im leaving you todaaay.

 

Unless you're taller than me, out the way bub.

 

Yay for having an awards show copy of Sweeney Todd!

 

Aww.

Wait, when did you change your sig?

 

About a min ago

I just thought there needed to be more love in the world

 

Kramer is fucking making fun of my signature

 

Frankly, I blame Gibbo for all of this 'I'm leaving' business...


As soon as he started posting here more frequently, everyone got more and more angry and worked up.


In conclusion, WELL DONE GIBBO!!

 

True.

JD was as well. So...

 

As my bladder screams
the car hits a bump.
My ass makes a thump
and now there's piss on the seats.
I wrote that on the cover of a notebook in this intricate handwriting. I totally need a life.

 

yeah that's a pretty intelligent thing to do

 

The Portal song 'Still alive' is my motto

 

It's cold in this house. Damn, I need to turn the heat on. THIS IS FUCKING FLORIDA!

 

I'm making fun of your signature. JD isn't. She disagrees with you. Oh fucking well.

 

Wait, I thought you'd left, Dean?






Fuck this... I give up on trying to keep an eye on who's left and who's back etc, it's too much like hard work





Once more: Stupid Gibbo...

 

You racist bastard.

*points at your name*


That was a failed attempt for a laugh.

 

O HAI

 

*crickets*

Cause crickets always gets a laugh around the world.

 

Fire is hot. Water is wet. Men are males. Women are females. If you stick your finger into a light socket, you're in for it.

 

Try a penny. It shoots your ass about 8 feet.