Random Thoughts 15

Damn! That's when I have to go to work!

 

Bummer.

Patrick, are you alright?
"FINLAND!"

 

Oh my god. Just watch this, and then read the comments, till you get to the one about Guitar Hero. Seriously, real guitar playing is nothing like Guitar Hero.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y3lRpbFcj4E

 

I'm gunna go make cookies!!

 

LOL.

I'm decent at guitar but I suck at Guitar Hero.

 

Ok...did anything happen last night? I'm so sick and drained i've forgot yesterday.

 

Ditto. I've played Guitar Hero three times, and I threw the controller each time. Also included was a gratuitous peppering of "fuck!"

 

We talkin' about HOMIES! HOMIES!
Talkin' about the Road Dogs of mine
Our motha fuckin' HOMIES! HOMIES!
We throwin' up clown love signs (Real Juggalo)
HOMIES! HOMIES!
Talkin' about the Road Dogs of mine
HOMIES! HOMIES!

If you don't like me you can, fuck offffffff!!
If you don't like me you can, fuck offfffff!!

 

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

 

It does.

 

Why did I fart? Well, reactions within my body made me do it. I know, it smells bad, but I don't look like a balloon now. Think of what would have happened otherwise. You'd be cleaning people chunks off your windshield if I hadn't farted just now.

That's word for word part of a story I wrote a year ago called "Fart." I'm bizzarre.

 

they eat them in france, don't they?

 

Does anyone know a website besides catchvideo.net that allows you to download youtube vids that are playable on windows media player?

 

No idea, they also eat them in Holland though. But I don't like it...

 

i got rid of my beard by the way

dont tell st0f though, otherwise he'll be looking for another george pettit

 

Yeah and you cut your hair too you dork, YOU DOOOORK.

 

i was talking about my pubes

 

Well, twas about time to! You had like enooooormous bushes going on!

 

but seriously, i am practically bald