Random Thoughts 15

Three days without internet sucks

 

What a surprising turn of events.

 

That doesn't sound good.

 

Sorry. I'll put my pants back on.

 

No, no. All is good, just...well we should've known, but we were too much, ehm, occupied.

 

Ah. I see. Bummer

 

This is why you should get a smoke alarm.

 

I don't follow.

@Dean:

 

My friend is an idiot. He just told me after work he might go out to dinner with his boss.

I told him it was weird to do something like that since he has a girlfriend and he just laughed at me.

What an idiot. I hope his girlfriend finds out.

 

Think it involves a hot dog still being in the bun when it ends up being fully cooked.

Or something like that.

 

What the fuck? No, just no.

 

Eh, I tried.

 

Well, now I'm curious.

...and I hate speaking in metaphors. With all the hot dogs and whatnot.

 

Who cooks hotdogs in the bun anyway?

 

Because i'd get warned if I said what I really meant.

EDIT: And with that, i'm going to rest. Peace out, bitches.

 

Make The Same Mistake Twice
Flash Of Red And Green All Over Me
Freeze The Things That You Love
Ash From What Had Formed All Over

Make The Same Mistake Twice
Flash Of Red And Green Covering Me

 

Vampires are awesome. I'm going to buy one as a pet!

 

Taylor Swift is so beautiful.

 

GODDAMNIT ALL.

he kept telling me he couldn't visit blahblahblah and then i'm sobbing on the phone to my mom and legit 5 minutes after he IMs me telling me he's home and i tell him to call because i don't feel like being on the computer and then when he calls i tell him i'm gonna take a nap and then he tells me to SIGN HIM IN TO MY DORM.

THE FUCKING ASSHOLE

this day doesn't suck after all.

 

Half way through RT 15