Random Thoughts 14

LOL

Oh my God. Some kid I went to high school with was paid $10 grand to be in a porno. A... gay porno. And he's not even gay.

LMAO

 

what a crappy monday.

 

If it gets you 10G's, anything's possible.

Ever seen Orgazmo?

 

Yes, Orgazmo is the shit.

 

I don't wanna sound [edit] or anything, but unicorns kick ass.

 

Well, my friend made me look at them (the photos, not the videos, thank God), presumably so we can make fun of him next time we see him, and he is doing a little bit of both. With his eyes open. And he seems into it.

So needless to say, I laughed. Really loud. And for like, ten minutes.

 

You're really on top of things, aren't you?

 

Like I said...for 10 grand, people will do ANYTHING! Give me 10 grand and i'll eat a fucking cockroach.

 

A cockroach yeah, but a co... you get the idea.

 

No, i'm not that gross.

 

I guess he was super-pressed for money and he didn't think anyone would find out. But then some dude he hates found out and told everyone in the world.

So you know, he's really depressed about it now. And is probably going to kill the dude who told everyone.

Man. Hilarious.

 

Maybe a couple million dollars.

MAYBE.

 

If I had to choose between "up the ass" and getting stabbed in the stomach for 10-20G's, then i'd take the former.

 

RT 14 has officially turned into "how much money would you take it up the ass for?"

 

You mean the latter? 'Cause uh, you just said you'd take a man-sausage to your buns.