Random Thoughts 14

I haven't watched WWE in so long... has the writing gotten any better or does it still suck?

 

If anything it's worse.

Although I guess it can't be that bad considering Mae Young gave birth to a hand all those years ago.

 

That still disturbs me. Thank you Vince Russo. Although the face on Scotty 2 Hotty when she announced she was pregnant still is one of the funniest damn things ever.

*sigh* I miss 1998.

 

Oh, how I yearn for the good ole days. Men were men, women were women, no brand splits, Mankind falling into the announcer's table, TLC... oh heavens.

 

The good ol' days.

 

The first recorded "did you know" on wikipedia:

Did you know a pencil sharpener "is a device for sharpening a pencil's point by shaving the end of the pencil"? Well, OK, you probably did.

 

Ahhh class is so pointless.

 

FUCK PISS SHIT BITCH!

My head just knocked off a doorknob trying to get the mail. FUCK!

 

Hoooraaay! First time I'm happy about all these strikes, Maxime gets to stay home tomorrow.

 

Quoted for great justice.

 

Ok, was it wrong as hell to see a 60 year old man say "I would love to eat your toast"?

 

Looks like I wasn't far off. Fucking perverted post-whores.

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It's official... Dan Henderson vs. Anderson Silva at UFC 82 in March.
Fucking Win!

 

DAMMIT!

I haven't did that to the end of a TV episode in like FOREVER.

 

TIme to go to class...

 

Man, this plan was fucked up since Jump Street.

 

Oh, shiet...new RT? Fuck, I'm late.

 

Last nights Metalocalypse was one of the best episodes in a while. The return
of Dr. Rockso was very welcome. "I DO COCAINE!!!"

Classic.

 

Oh my god, I haven't cried in so long.

That felt good.

Why am I so afraid of telling my father I'm bisexual?

 

It's I DO CO-CO-CO-CO-CO-COCAINE!!!!

 

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Murderfaces acoustic song was great as well...


"Fishes... with tits... titty fishes..."