Random Thoughts 14

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This is the best picture I've ever seen in my life and I think it should be the official logo for the LPA Pervert Parade.

 

They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this
They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss
ANd they'll make you call felatio a trouser friendly kiss
Is the plain situation
There's no negotiation
with the fellows at the freakin FCC

They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of speical interest groups
Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops
Take a tip take a lesson
you'll never win by messin'
with the fellows at the freakin FCC

And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing
you're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
Cause you can't say penis

SO they sent this little warning
they're prepared to do their worst
And they stuck it in your mailbox
hoping you can be coerced
I can think of quite another place
they should have stuck it first

They may just be nerotic
Or possibly psychotic
they're the fellows at the freakin' FCC

 

I'd hit Amanda Bynes like, well... fuck. I'd just hit it.

 

Agreed. We should invite her to the orgy. By invite I mean stuff her in to the back of a van.

 

I'll stuff her.

...

Then I'll put her in the van.

 

Ok but I get to stuff Jessica Alba.

I also get to stuff the turkey.

 

Damnit.

I don't care who kills me. I call Avril.

 

Look, this is my list:

Jessica Alba
Stacy Keibler
Amy Dumas
Ashley Massaro
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Amanda Bynes
Kelly Clarkson
The entire top 100 sexiest women from FHM

You can have whoever else.

 

It's funny how we are all teenies/fanboys in our own little special ways.

...and damnit I want to go to bed, lol

 

WTF dude.

That is not fuckin' fair.

I'm just going to let you have the ones you named minus Amanda Bynes, since I already called her.

Amanda Bynes
Avril Lavigne
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Angelina Jolie
Hayden Panettiere
Kristen Bell
And a whole bunch of asian chicks you don't know.

 

Well its coming up for 25 past 4 in the morning and I'm meant to be working tomorrow but I can safely say screw that now. Thanks alot LPA.

Goodnight everyone.

Oh yeah, someone make LPA pervert parade sigs and avatars. I'd do it myself but I'm clueless.

@Kayce, fine. I get to stuff 106 women plus a turkey. Fine by me.

 

And on that note, I'm Central Time which means I am t3h win.

 

But out of the asian chicks I want just one: Charmayne Star.

 

Do it!

 

Dude, you never go ass to mouth.

 

When Friskey, Marj and others come on later they are gonna freak at this thread, lol.

*really leaves for bed now*