Random Thoughts 13

I dunno how many posts this is but I think we should all celebrate it.

 

With beer?

 

im in

congrats Hellflame!!

 

With beer and hot female strippers...and a jacuzzi filled with orange soda...and party hats...and balloons.




I still think David Draimen should have played the role of hitman.

 

BALLOONS!!!!!




I mean..




HOT FEMALE STRIPPERS!!!!!!!!

 

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theres two version of the SOTD video? - you learn something new every day

 

E's are Good, E's are Good
He's Ebeneezer Goode
E's are Good, E's are Good
He's Ebeneezer Goode
E's are Good, E's are Good
He's Ebeneezer Goode
E's are Good, E's are Good
He's Ebeneezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode

The store I work in, is meant to be a family store, but this song must have been played a good 5 times XD

 

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The theme of the party is 'Wishing Jessica Alba would go naked in one of her films' so if anyone can successfully bring Jessica Alba to the party naked, they get free entry and a free t-shirt.

 

i'll see what i can do for you i cant promise she'll be naked but i'll ask..

 

Oh yeah, well...i'm going to build my own theme park. With BLACKJACK...and HOOKERS. In fact...FORGET THE PARK!

 

You watch too much Futurama dude.

Although, maybe since I know that line is from Futurama, so do I.

 

Shaddup fool.

 

Don't ever fucking steal something I said ever again or I'll...well...I havn't figured that part out yet. Just don't do it again.

 

I saw Jessica Alba naked once









then I woke up

 

I've seen her more than once and in more than one scenario. You better believe that.

 

Trapping your hand between a metal cage and a sharp metal stock shelf is not something I would EVER recommend *cradles hand* T_T

 

I saw Kristen Bell pose for the France edition of Playboy.

Those bastards...but why I dreamt that it was the "France" version of it baffles me. Oh well, Kristen has nice tits.

And with that, i'm out...peace out.

 

Is Mass Effect the game where you can pummel enemies with a toliet seat lid? I read a review of this game in Gameinformer magazine and it had a picture with the player controlled character beating someone down with a toliet lid.

Someone help me.

 

Holy shit I have too much going on right now.....

 

-_- where the hell is she?