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marry me.

 

Sorry, I'm recently divorced.

 

Board marriages do not occur unless both guy and girl are hawt and have posted n00dz.

Or unless SEX RAPTOR allows it.

 

DON'T USE THAT WORD.
i'm scared of it... gah, so bored.

 

I scared the Person Once Known As freakolp.

 

Slap her for toying with your emotions and tell her to stop being an attention seeking cow

** no offence to any cows out there

 

Rape her for lulz.

 

then she does it all over again. chicks really confuse me.

@Hodgins: SHE KNOWS MY NAME

@Chris: no joke, she said she dreamt she slept with Satan.

 

Rape her for lulz then sacrafice a goat \m/

 

@Arhaz - Of course I know your name You always left me nice comments on my lyrics, when I was known as tornrose.

 

maybe i should ask her what Satan's...thing...looked like.

@Hodgins: YOU ARE TORN ROSE? WHERE WERE YOU ALL THESE YEARS?

 

Ever seen jackal penis? Yeah, neither have I, but it should have the same effect.

Or it could look like Ozzy Osbourne.

 

You've seen Ozzy's?

 

Yes, torn rose is Mali, and Mali is temporarily Hodgins. I suppose you're referring to my absence in Writer's Cove, then. I've been trapped in the land of Writer's Block.

 

No not Ozzy Osbourne's penis, I mean like, Satan's penis looks like

y'know what, forget I said anything.

Here's a picture of the noble platypus to distract you all from this very wrong conversation.

 

@chris: the platypus... maybe i should ask her if it looked like that,

@TORN ROSE: I MISS YOU AT THE COVE! GET YOUR PRETTY TALENTED ASS THERE!

 

OKAY, ENOUGH ABOUT SATAN'S MAN MEAT ALREADY.

 

Eventually, I promise

 

@ chris:yeh, it's actually kinda getting me sick...
what about raptors? they don't have any.

@MALI: Damnation.

 

Alright, new topic. Go Yankees go!