Random Thoughts 10

Psh, now I feel the need to change my sig.

But to what?

 

Oh dear God. They look like a mixture between Eiffel 65, The Backstreet Boys and Vanilla Ice, also with a similar sound to Vanilla Ice in places. I think my ears and eyes just got raped

 

I can't financially take care of all the crap that needs to be done...

I'm so fucked >.<

 

Ooooh yes. I love that show.

Speaking of which, i'm busking for the first time ever tomorrow in my college break. So far the confirmed setlist is

Orion - Metallica
Ring of fire/Hurt - Johnny Cash
Hit me baby one more time (with improv because i don't know the lyrics )
Then the almighty Ballad of the Daves.

It's a story i wrote with my mate (who is also called Dave) and at current is 12 pages long and getting longer. It's based on everyone at college and is EXTREMELY weird.

Here's a lovely paragraph for you.

After the Beach Boys were lynched by a mob of angry Seth Efrican extremists (Who were all incidentally called Dopey, Grumpy, Sleepy, Doc, Happy, Sneezy, Bashful and Tim of Timness the Third Earl of Timster upon Time, who was the only one who was under 7ft tall, as all the dwarfs were extremely tall for their size. Hold on… that doesn’t make sense…) JD and DY spotted a man called Snow White doing a Finnish jig on the beach ‘Hey, remember when I did that on the train?’ asked JD, whilst calmly falling off his surfboard. ‘I do’ said DY, wondering where JD had gone. ‘Gurgle gurgle, bubble bubble bubble. Gurgle bubble gurgle’ said JD. ‘Quite.’ Said DY, jumping off his surfboard onto land, waiting for JD crawling out the water beating off a shark with a puffin, which then became his pet puffin, and he called it nuffin. Puffin Nuffin. Puffins are cool. Sometimes when they fly they look like.. uh.. aaaanyway.. JD, DY and Puffin nuffin (who doesn’t really appear again in this story, though he does do some fairly significant things they just don’t get noticed) walked off into the sunset, and god created a magical talking leopard and forgot all about us.

I stole the last bit from mock the week, that's what reminded me, but the rest is from my imagination. we do a paragraph each. god i love college..

Oh. Note: I am JD (Jesus Dave. If you saw me you'd understand) and DY is Dave with a Y (don't have a clue where than came from buuut.. yeah.)

 

Fucking amazing.. fucking fuck. I need another god damn fucking break.

 

Surfing the music channels earlier reminded me why i don't listen to many new bands.

 

Blah, what a day...

 

Mmm, Bagel Bites.

 

God dammit...I am not Quentin Tarantino fuckers.

 

I hate it when you get the car washed, and it gets dirty on the drive home. Motherfucker.

 

Dammit, why did she have to hug me, now I have her smell on my shirt

 

Hows Smokin' Aces?

 

*takes a chair* I'm going to....ah screw it *sits down*

 

My ears just got raped by 'Sugababes ft Girls Aloud - Walk This Way'.

HORRIBLE!

 

seconded.

 

Ok, I may be a fan of her's, but that was just mind-fuckingly awful. It's like she put the beat of "Mickey" into "Hollaback Girl".

 

my keyboard died damnit ><

 

Let's go down!
This elevator only goes up to ten,
He's not around,
He's always looking at men.
Down by the pool,
He doesn't have many friends,
As they are,
Face down and bloated
snap a shot with the lens!

 

*glares at computer* NO, I did NOT tell you to crash and burn. -_-

Yet, at least. I'm in the middle of tagging music, for heaven's sake.

 

Thank you to whoever wrote this.