Random Thoughts 10

Shut up man, Futurama's over. Deal with it

Okay, theres this girl I know called Keri. I've known her since we were both 3. Everyone used to say that we'd grow up to be married, I never saw it that way because we had grown up as really good friends (although she does look very hot these days). So out of nowhere the other day I get a call from my brothers dad saying that she's turned lesbian. At first I didn't care, hell I don't have a problem with that at all, but afterwards it was just nagging me how the hell I didn't see the signs. She played beat 'em up games like Tekken and Street Fighter and was rougher than some of the dudes I know when it came to sports etc. It's kinda weird though that someone who you've been friends with for 13 years and your family thinks you'd grow up to marry them breaks that kind of news to pass on to you.

Here's hoping the girl she's with now is hot too.

 

so, my friend's dad went down to the store and talked to the owner about my taking alcohol. even though i paid for it, he was really mad about the fact i was taking alcohol, but only because i'm underage. so, he fired me.

it's unfortunate, but i had it coming. i'm not mad. i'm just disappointed that i made the wrong choice in taking the alcohol in the first place. i learned my lesson. but now i'm out of a job.

 

No it ain't, it's coming back next year.

And i've had the same thing happened when I found out that Angie had a girlfriend. Of course when she said that, I thought she meant her best friend because my mom has used that term for a friend of hers. When she said to me "Wow, I was surprised you didnt say anything about it!", it hit me like a sack of bricks. First, I did a "Whhhhaaaaatttttt?" like Chris on Family Guy then it didn't really hit me as much, then like you said, it nagged the hell out of me. Funny thing was, like a couple months after I found the news, my friend's brother brought home his yearbook and in it had a picture of them too with the caption reading "Angie [last name] and Brittany [last name] becoming really good friends at Vocational School"...underfucking statement of the year.

Then again, didn't shock my mom, and thats saying something

 

LMFAO!

That was well and truly the understatement of the year and if that paragraph wasn't so big I'd put it in my sig now

 

Who?!?

 

ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POUROUS IS HE?!?!?!

 

IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH

 

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

READY?

 

*headdesk*

 

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB....SQUAREPANTS

*plays flute on my nose*

HAHAHA

......

 

That was probably the most useless reenactment of the Squarepants theme since sliced bread.

That analogy is wrong too, but it's all water over the bridge.

 

Weird is goood!!

 

I love bowling.