Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by TheRockChick, Sep 18, 2008.
"I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I've ever dated"
"Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship! But it is not this day! An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!" — Aragorn, son of Arathorn, King of Gondor
"A standing military force, with an overgrown Executive will not long be safe companions to liberty. The means of defence agst. foreign danger, have been always the instruments of tyranny at home. Among the Romans it was a standing maxim to excite a war, whenever a revolt was apprehended. Throughout all Europe, the armies kept up under the pretext of defending, have enslaved the people. "
"Wherever the real power in a Government lies, there is the danger of oppression."
" No nation could preserve its freedom in the midst of continual warfare. "
-James Madison ( I like these quotes... =o )
"I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down."
I'll just keep posting quotes from comedians while everyone else goes on about war and wealth and whatnot.
"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it."
"I do not see why man should not be just as cruel as nature."
- Adolf Hitler
Yes, so much epic in that quote. Love those books more than any others.
"Madness? THIS IS SPARTAAA!"
"Your clothes. Give them to me now."
"See you at the party, Richter."
"Run! Get to the chopper!"
by the greatest Austrian philosopher of all time.
"You call that a knife?
This is a knife"
"...that's not a knife, that's a spoon."
"Your lips, my ass, they should meet" - Bob Kelso/Scrubs
"We decided long ago that the dangers of excessive and unwarranted concealment of pertinent facts far outweighed the dangers which are cited to justify it. Even today, there is little value in opposing the threat of a closed society by imitating its arbitrary restrictions. Even today, there is little value in ensuring the survival of our nation if our traditions do not survive with it"
" The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie — deliberate, contrived and dishonest — but the myth — persistent, persuasive, and unrealistic."
-John F. Kennedy.
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."
"Truth is Subjective."
"Heresy grows from idleness."
"Purge the unclean, Burn the Heretic"
-Dawn of war quotes. ( start menu )
"Repent! For tomorrow you die!"
Damnation is eternal.
All souls cry out for salvation.
There is no salvation without suffering."
-Dark Angels ( Warhammer 40k Series )
''Ok...so let me get this gay''
''It's time to put the sex back in homosexual''
''Haaa, that's so funny I almost forgot you were fat''
''Ladies and gentlemen, fresh from 45 minutes of butt-robics, I give you my ass''
All from Jack from Will&Grace.
I used to love that show. He has so many good one-liners.
"Not only can water float a boat, it can sink it also."
"Literally: A spark can start a fire that burns the entire prairie."
"When Money talks, Bullshit walks"
"The absence of proof is not the proof of absence."
I love their quotes.
"Let’s stomp some ‘umies!
- Popular Ork saying"
"Get ‘em boyz! Dakka dakka dakka! WAAAGH! THE ORKS! WAAAGH!
- Rotgrub, Ork strategist"
"To argue with a person who has renounced
the use of reason is like administering
medicine to the dead." ~Thomas Paine
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