"if you kick my ass...i'll kick yours and then we are friends again..."-my friend.... she loves to kick ass!!! and this one "i like to jump in a well... i don't know where i'll land or when... but then it all finally comes to ane big break"-myself
"Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words." - Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes "There's an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is." - Same as above "There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a BILLION people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you." - A. Whitney Brown "A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." - William Blake
"Well, for dinner we have the choice of beef or chicken. But since everything already tastes like chicken, I might as well skip ahead and get the chicken." - Steph, I love her but shes nuts.
"Why am I fighting to live, if I'm just living to fight Why am I trying to see, when there aint nothing in sight Why am I trying to give, when no one gives me a try Why am I dying to live, if I'm just living to die"
I remembered this one Don't be scared of poisonus spiders, there's more of a chance that a cork will kill you.
"meh if it happens if happens" me "why cuddle when you can do it?" Kelso from That 70's Show "suck it up" school rugby team yeah that's all i can think of
I have quite a few- "there are only two things that I know of that are infinite-the universe and human stupidity, and i'm not so sure about the universe"-einstein "we can't call people with wings angels, so we call them our friends"-my mate steph "i am free of all prejudices, I hate everyone equally"-anon "we must believe in luck, for how else can we explain the success of those we don't like"-another anon "Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?"-who else but George W Bush?
'Imagination is more important then knowledge' - Albert Einstein 'Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away' This one is also brilliant: 'Jump out of bed as soon as you hear the alarm clock!! You may also find it useful spending 5 minutes each morning saying to yourself: 'Every day in every way i am getting better and better.' Perhaps it's a good idea to start a new day with the right frame of mind.' - Radiohead