Plan Your LPA Wedding

Good question!

 

Hahaha I love how we're getting married and I'm picking up a bridesmaid.

I didn't know I was so suave with the ladies

 

I'd invite everyone as well. BUT you will have to wear pink.

 

What if its someone you can't have a wedding without but refuses to wear pink i.e. me?

 

What if I wear pink and you just can't see?

 

That's simple, you'll go naked. Even then you're still pink.

 

New-Age Pinky Suavo.

+20 for anyone who gets the reference.

And Marj, I already have a pink button-up. I'm so in.

 

But all the attention will be on me not the stunning bride of the wedding!

 

It doesn't matter. Apparently I win the bridesmaids anyways.

But I do it all for Will, my love.

 

I'll buy you grog for the day if you can put in a goodword for me to the best man.

 

I don't know what grog is, so no.

 

The alcohol.

 

If I'm hitting on the bridesmaid, it's safe to assume that I'm already drunk.

 

And I'll be the one buying it for you to hit on the bridesmaid and to put a good word into the best man for me.

 

Well, then you're just gonna have to wear pink.

 

You're assuming that at some point before the wedding, I'll be sober.

To quote Anna Nalick's Breathe (2AM), 'Ain't been sober, since maybe October of last year"

 

Best man:
(insert name here)

Who am I marrying on LPA?
(insert name here)

What kind of wedding?
outside

Where?
California

What do I want for presents?
ehhh idk

What colour do I want to wear?
Black and red

The people that are most likely to get teary over me getting married?
(insert name here)

The people that are going to get drunk?
(insert name here)

The person to catch the bouquet of flowers?
(insert name here)

 

Fixed.

 

LOL it's an LPA wedding, not a real wedding. Just insert some names for hijinks.

 

but i barely know anyone on LPA
tahst why i did that lol