*turns up to Joe's wedding as best man* *sees chaos involving male strippers and the iron fist love truncheon* "wrong wedding" *drives car off a cliff*
Pfft, my best man wouldn't do that. He'd confiscate that Love Truncheon and work it hard on the grooms ass.
If Tom's already married me at this point he'll be at home doing the dishes. Never mind this love truncheon business.
I like how Joe's wedding seems to be the wedding to end all weddings. So where are those bridesmaids that I'm supposedly scoring on?
People shouldn't be fighting over 'Love Truncheon' since if I remember correctly other terms like "Meat" and "stick" were thrown around back in the day too. xD
Meaty floppy thick Truncheon. Someone need a lesson to be tought about the Love + Truncheon= Love Truncheon?
On a slightly off-topic note, if I ever get married (or rather, when I get married), you are all invitied.
You might not be flying first class, but I'll buy tickets for people. But bring gifts. Oh and you'll all be staying with me before the wedding. It'll be like a live-action film about Random Thoughts.
I'll bring you peanuts from the flight, how's that? Oh! I thought for a second that was a different kind of invitation directed at solely me. Damn.
Sorry, I'm not the kind of guy to go around the backs of the ones I love. But I thank you for thinking I'm the kind of guy who would!
Yeah I'm kinda behind on the LPA pretend relationship front... but anyways, so as to not get off-topic... We should turn the LPA wedding idea into an official mass vote in each category, like the LPA Awards.