One Billion

Now that's a plan. If you ever need a partner you just let me know, okay?

And no, not the kind of partner you are thinking of.

 

for awhile there i thought i could cut costs on finding an actress but oh well

 

You have a freaking billion dollar, man. Gee.

 

I'd not donate any to charity, might sound harsh, but I wouldn't.

What I'd do is buy the first plane ticket out of the UK, go to Barcelona, buy an Audi R8 for my day-to-day car, a Lamborghini Diablo GTR for special occasions and a Pagani Zonda F for whenever really.
Get a really kick ass apartment on the Passeig De Gracia and live there the rest of my life.

 

haha i am that much of a cheapskate

 

Oh my God. I love you. <3 Amazing plan.

 

Haha. Okay so, maybe us being partners isn't such a good idea after all.

 

If I was into cars I'd buy Jeremy Clarkson.

 

Honesty if I had a billion I'd give about 3 million to charities. I'd buy a jet for sure. I'd give some to my family even though they do get on my nerves 98% of the time. Buy a house.. umm what else.. try to start a resturant? to make more money i dunno.

 

You could come if you like, but no touching my cars, you can pick any three cars of your choice and we can keep them in the garage.
I don't know why I've limited it to three cars mind, pick whichever you like.

I really wouldn't buy him.

 

That would be a waste.

And that's without considering all the money you'd have to spend on whatever he perms his hair with.

 

Obviously, I'd buy him and immediately destroy him.

 

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You could be a bit like Richard Attenborough and make your dreamsthis comedy sketch reality.

 

Three is the magic number.

 

Hmmm...I would definately buy me the Shelby Mustang GT500....and an Audi TT..and then i would build the largest Racing Empire to ever exist.......the other awesome thingz in life follow....

 

Tom, you've got a pretty damn awesome taste in cars, I'll give you that.

Me, I'd buy a nice house for myself somewhere (not a huge 30-room mansion or anything, just a really nice, large house). Buy my parents a house, decent cars and such. Give my friends a bit. Donate say, $10 million to charity. Kit myself out with a couple of awesome guitars/amps/etc. The main thing for me would be my cars. I won't even bother to list my huge dream list (I'm a car nut), but like Tom, I'd like a Pagani Zonda F, but make mine the Clubsport version in bare carbon fibre. The other must-have would be an original Ferrari 330 P4. Actually, I might commission someone to build me an exact replica, since then I could actually drive it.

 

I'd invest some money into science research so that Rocking Chick and myself can be married in an event horizon.

 

id buy the dallas cowboys just so i could fire T.O because he bitches to much..then id sell them back lol

 

I'd give it to you, Jesse

 

Nah, give it to the people who need it most. I'd have mine plus the billion I stole from @Will anyway.