Non-Racist Jokes Thread

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    [Darken Hybrid]

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    [Darken Hybrid], Jun 9, 2003



    Your posting in threads to get more posts isn't funny either. [/b][/quote]
    That wasn't a joke what I wrote.

    Well, sorry anyways.



    Back ot topic. I got one.

    Why did the hen cross the road ?
    To prove she wasn't chicken !
     
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    Why people in Luxemburg do not play football? Cuz if somebody kicks the ball very strong they'll have to go to get it back either from Belgium, or Germany or France...
     
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    Why did the gopher cross the road?
    It wanted to



    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    It was stapled to the gopher :lol:
     
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    As Mr. T once said...

    Don't do milk, stay in drugs and drink your school.
     
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    Happy Gilmore, Jun 10, 2003



    2 worms are talking:
    - DUDE, check this out - orgy !!!!
    - You dumbass this is not orgy - these are spagetti.
     
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    Jawknee, Jun 10, 2003



    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    You know, I don't get the music industry these days. Take Micheal Jackson for example. A man wearing a white glove telling us the "beat it".

    America is the only place where a poor black boy can turn into a rich white man.
     
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    lmao!

    hi newfy

    my forums are back

    annoying and pointless spam "D-Leeted"

    "ahhhhahaha...no...this is a joke thread...not a "Oh yay my forum is back *hearts rainbow* topic. Stick the news in your sig."

    Stick N' Move = ViSuAL
     
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    that was racist, we said no racist remarks. now it's closed....
     
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    Bryan, Jun 10, 2003



    that was racist, we said no racist remarks. now it's closed.... [/b][/quote]
    Hmm...I didn't see that as racist. Because it can easily be flipped many, many different ways. Such as Only in America can a poor white man grow up to be a rich black man. Or Only in America can a poor young white girl, grow up to be a rich black man.

    Eh...oh well, your call.
     
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    Hmm...I didn't see that as racist. Because it can easily be flipped many, many different ways. Such as Only in America can a poor white man grow up to be a rich black man. Or Only in America can a poor young white girl, grow up to be a rich black man.

    Eh...oh well, your call. [/b][/quote]
    anything that even mentions the aforementioned groups (not only including them) in any way that seems questionable or potentially offensive will result in this thread being closed. we don't want another fiasco.

    it doesn't matter whether you think it's racist or not, it's the fact that it's probably racist to others.
     
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    Bryan, Jun 10, 2003



    anything that even mentions the aforementioned groups (not only including them) in any way that seems questionable or potentially offensive will result in this thread being closed. we don't want another fiasco.

    it doens't matter whether you think it's racist or not, it's the fact taht it's probably racist to others. [/b][/quote]
    Oh..ok.
     
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