Damn it, I wish I could remember that lady's name! Oh well... here are some more: "The macerana is quite simple. It goes hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, elbow, elbow, b*tch slap 1, b*tch slap 2, poke eye, owww, finger in butt, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle." - michael ian black Hal Sparks: (about the "Enter Sandman" video) This is a video that says, "If you have epilepsy, change the channel now!"
"Only in Amereica do we buy hotdogs in packages of eight and buns in ten" "Here's something cooler than adam's boyfriend's mustang convertable"-Story Of The Year "I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up." -Stewie Griffen "My nickname for Joe is "I'm tired of Talking to you"-Brad Delson
Some of my favourites: "Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!" "Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate.". They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?. " Look up for inspiration, down for concentration but don’t look side to side for information". You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try. - Homer J. Simpson. "Is tuna really Chicken?" - Jessica Simpson, after reading "Tuna, Chicken of the sea" "I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down." –Anonymous Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle." "When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous" -unknown I love him, O yes I do, He's for me, not for you, And if by chance you take my place, I'll take my fist and smash your face! "I'll kill you until you die!!" "Dying is just natures way of saying 'Hey! Your not alive anymore!'"