Mike Tyson turns Porn star

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    LinkinJunior

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    Mike Tyson turns Porn star

    http://www.doghouseboxing.com/Chee/Chee0803a05.htm
     
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    Is this a fucking joke?
     
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    Cassie

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    What

    the

    fuck

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    Luke

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    ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????


    :wth:



    Tell me this is a joke...someone please tell me this is a fucking joke...
     
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    Joe

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    I don't know, i bet he's a demon in the sack.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    :lol: [/b][/quote]
    *Faded hoping Randy Orton is next*

    :lol:
     
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    Maybe it'll be that really hardcore freaky shit. You know...like right when she's about to climax he bites her ear off.
     
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    It'll only be entertaining if it's made by Extreme Associates, and not Vivid.

    But that's not likely, so it will suck.
     
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    Joe

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    Literally.
     
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    Literally. [/b][/quote]
    *Ba-Dum-Tss*... :lol:
     
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    Literally. [/b][/quote]
    Are you saying the film won't involve Jenna Jameson, but instead... Peter North?!
     
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    Ear fetish, anyone? The possibilities are endless.
     
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    Sounds disgusting.

    Maybe he'll make up some words and scream them aloud. "My defense is impregnable". :lol:
     
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    My sentiments exactly. :lol:
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Well, that is one porno I will not be watching.
     
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    Andrea

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    Why would anyone want to fuck Mike Tyson? He would probably kill you while tapping that ass. :lol:


    I shudder to even think of Mike Tyson being a porn star. Just...no.
     
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    Hey, the guy needs money. I don't blame him.

    I would never watch a porno with Mike Tyson in it, though. :lol:
     
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    I beat you to that joke by a mile!
     

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