Maynard Finds Jesus

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    Anya

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    I'm positive this just can't be true. :mellow:
     
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    Fuck no. This cannot be.
     
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    This is hard(impossible) to believe. But if it's true, and Maynard's life is made better by it, then fuck you all. He's given us alot. Let him be happy.
     
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    I don't believe this. It has to be a joke. :wth:
     
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    :mellow:


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    If this is true, I hope he will continue with Tool and APC...or else it would really get me down. He has given alot already though.


    I hope it was either a joke or Maynard got hit on the head and it will all be over in a few days.
     
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    I'm sure anyone that is a fan of tool, believes that if Maynard found jesus, fine, let him be happy. But I'm an extremely big fan of tool, and I know, like Casey said, if he indeed found god, then tool is gone.
     
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    Any new info?
     
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    Where is everyone 'finding Jesus'. If only I could get to that location, I'd sell a map on Ebay

    :whistle:
     
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    As another Tool fan, I'm somewhat upset by the idea of no more music.

    Fuck that, I want to cry.
     
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    :eek:


    :'(


    well, it's his life, if that makes him happy. ok. :)


    I feel sad for the 'listeners' ,wich includes me, though.
     
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    I really hope this is an April Fools joke, but as we get further and further away from the 1st, I'm getting worried :(


    Edit: According to someone else on another forum I post on, Tool does an April Fools joke every year. If he's right, and April Fools jokes are a Tool tradition, I wouldn't worry.
     
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    Maynard PUNK'D MTV.
     
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    :lol:

    A little long-running for an April Fools joke, isn't it?
     
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    maynard is a tool
     
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    you're a god of lame puns.
     
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    :lol:

    A little long-running for an April Fools joke, isn't it? [/b][/quote]
    Kind of my thoughts. Everyone expects him to come out and say it now.

    Also: why is everyone sad that he found Jesus (if it's true... which I doubt)? Afraid of another "Head"? :lol:
     
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    Kind of my thoughts. Everyone expects him to come out and say it now.

    Also: why is everyone sad that he found Jesus (if it's true... which I doubt)? Afraid of another "Head"? :lol: [/b][/quote]
    Apparently, it'd most likely mean the end of Tool.
     
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    Apparently, it'd most likely mean the end of Tool. [/b][/quote]
    Seeing as he's responsible for songs like "Prison Sex"... hmm...
     
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    On the flipside, Lateralus was a highly spirtual album, depending on how you take it.
     

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