Masturbation a Sin?

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  1. Todd

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    we should make this thread about masturbation a sticky because everyone is stuck on it :x
     
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    what? blasphemy!




    I just like making sexual jokes. ^_^
     
  3. Anthony.

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    we've been through this *sigh* [/b][/quote]
    Yes and? I just confirm :lol: .
     
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    Yes and? I just confirm :lol: . [/b][/quote]
    I think you'd take that back if you got shot in eye with a Willy Bomb.
     
  5. Omar

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    There was a kid in my cousin's school who got caught masterbating in class. The textbook kept bumping up and down lol

    I wonder if he bothered to pull his pants up when he ran out of the room?

    Or even worse, the person who gets his textbook next year
    "Who whited-out all these pages?"

    :lol:
     
  6. LornVourkolakas

    LornVourkolakas About To Blow Chunks

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    I feel complete knowing my thread is getting so much attention. It is already on 7 pages. :) Such contervesy (I can't spell) when it comes to masturbation.
     
  7. Whimsicality

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    Hmm...yes everyone seems to flock to the "dirty" threads...reflects our ages :rolleyes: I believe pretty much everyone here is a teenager...lol
     
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    I think you'd take that back if you got shot in eye with a Willy Bomb. [/b][/quote]
    Who the hell aims at people :lol: .

    Maybe you :mellow: :wth: .
     
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    WHAT?!









    :whistle:
     
  10. LornVourkolakas

    LornVourkolakas About To Blow Chunks

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    This thread was never meant to be dirty. I seriously wanted to see everyones opinion on this. I felt like it was a big issue. Especially since a lot of us masturbate and I know several of us are religious. Even if just a little.
     
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    Sidhartha masturbates, I'm sure.







    No telling with that crazy ###### Lucifer though..
     
  12. Whimsicality

    Whimsicality I broke the dam.

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    I know it wasn't meant to be dirty, but with the given subject it was bound to get that way...we still had a good what, six pages of actual debate and discussion? That's better then any of my threads have gotten :p
     
  13. LornVourkolakas

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    *Sighs* I guess you're right. Seems to me that no one can stay serious long in here. Heh... :(
     
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    Adding on to the topic about whether there is a higher power etc, I will say I believe in god and Christianity because it keeps me at peace. I feel cleansed and safer when I believe in a higher power. Thats the purpose of religion. It is meant to make us feel comfortable and safe in life.

    Any religion, even the satanic ones, are intended to bring comfort to that person. It's what religion is for.
     
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    *wips the screen with a tissue*

    We're civilized :lol:
     
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    hey, you know what was going to happen.



    make a thread about masturbating on a message board full of teens.







    :lol:
     
  17. LornVourkolakas

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    But I figured the teens would of given me respect by doing the favor of staying serious.. I am a teen myself and I felt that this forum needed a serious thread. Most threads are consisted of jokes. I just wanted to see at least one thread where we could hold serious discussions. But at guess that is just not possible.
     
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    *wips the screen with a tissue*

    We're civilized :lol: [/b][/quote]
    LMAO!!!
     
  19. $pvcxGhxztCasey

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    dude.







    we did hold a serious discussion, christ. The discussion is over and now we're having fun.
     
  20. Todd

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    I think the fact that it's on masturbation is the reason it wasnt serious. Im sure if we had a political debate or something it would remain serious (although those can get pretty nasty)
     
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