Man Laws (don't read if you easily offended)

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    Tim

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    Tim, Apr 23, 2008



    I'll drag it down even farther... DVDA.
     
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    Messy Marj, Apr 23, 2008



    Whaaat?! They're talking about spit roasting, I'm just giving my idea of painful sex. :lol:
     
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    There are rules?
     
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    :lol: I've heard a lot of these before, but they're quite excellent.

    Says the girl with bunnies everywhere-WAIT A SECOND. Bunnies have lots of sex! LOL IT MAKES SENSE NAO!
     
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    Yeah, it's not as if you brought up double spitroasts. (Whatever they are)

    Oh wait. :p
     
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    Okay...:lol:
     
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    Bunnies, are very cute, like Marj.
     
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    Bunnies just wanna have fu-un.
     
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    WAIT.

    This is a MEN's thread, not a cute bunny thread. :lol:
     
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    21 ftw.
     
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    "Dear God, thanks for creating beer, woman and football"

    SOCCER = FOOTBALL.
     
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    Dean, Apr 24, 2008



    exactly
     
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    Tim

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    That contradicts man law #29 "real men don't watch sports that are played with dotted balls."

    I don't make the rules...
     
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    Yeah but your idea of the game football contradicts the name of the sport. :p
     
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    Nike's and Adidas' balls dont have dots, just the logo :lol:
     
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    vasiab, Apr 30, 2008



    25)---> Lucky girl!!!! :-D
     
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