Life Theory

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  1. Alacrity

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    "There CAN'T be a God!!! Are you kidding me?!?!? We have our theories of evolution and what happened way back when nobody that was alive can remember!"


    Oprative word there being theories. Want to talk about homosapians and fossils and the Big Bang theory? Guess what? They were all theories made up by scientists! Scientists are men. Men and humans by nature are foulable. Come back to me and tell me that someone's God isn't real when those theories become laws. Then you can have reasonable proof to battle the bible and other documents that religions have. Right now all your debating on is speculation.
     
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    so what do you believe in?... sorry if it sounds like im teasing you. i really dont mean it, im just interested. [/b][/quote]
    Erm... Satan maybe?



    *Turns to Keatonism*
     
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    Erm... Satan maybe? [/b][/quote]
    ....yeah i figured that out. :shifty: i mean you know christians have 10 commendments and all that crap? what do you have to do as a satanist?... pray or go to meetings...
     
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    I'm atheist. It's likely there is no God or no Satan, one-celled organisms just randomly devoloped on this planet, and here we are now...
     
  5. Jila

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    ....yeah i figured that out. :shifty: i mean you know christians have 10 commendments and all that crap? what do you have to do as a satanist?... pray or go to meetings... [/b][/quote]
    you know satanists dont worship satan
     
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    you know satanists dont worship satan [/b][/quote]
    Er...yes they do. True satanists worship Satan and are set against god and jesus christ.

    Atheists don't worship satan.
     
  7. Jila

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    Er...yes they do. True satanists worship Satan and are set against god and jesus christ.

    Atheists don't worship satan. [/b][/quote]
    er.. no. real satanists dont worship satan. the trendy people who think theyre satanists do, or at least say they do.

    their beliefs..

    - They do not worship a living deity.
    - Major emphasis is placed on the power and authority of the individual Satanist, rather than on a god or goddess.
    - They believe that "no redeemer liveth" - that each person is their own redeemer, fully responsible for the direction of their own life.
    - "Satanism respects and exalts life. Children and animals are the purest expressions of that life force, and as such are held sacred and precious..."

    i know they have like this list of 9 things or whatever, i just have to find it.
     
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    er.. no. real satanists dont worship satan. the trendy people who think theyre satanists do, or at least say they do.

    their beliefs..

    - They do not worship a living deity.
    - Major emphasis is placed on the power and authority of the individual Satanist, rather than on a god or goddess.
    - They believe that "no redeemer liveth" - that each person is their own redeemer, fully responsible for the direction of their own life.
    - "Satanism respects and exalts life. Children and animals are the purest expressions of that life force, and as such are held sacred and precious..."

    i know they have like this list of 9 things or whatever, i just have to find it. [/b][/quote]
    Hmm...that means everything I've ever read on Satanism is false...


    ...Well then, I'm not atheist. I'm satanist.



    ...Odd.
     
  9. Jila

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    here i found it..

    The Nine Statements Of The Church Of Satan:

    SATAN REPRESENTS:
    1. Indulgence instead of abstinence.
    2. Vital Existence instead of spiritual pipe-dreams.
    3. Undefiled Wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit.
    4. Kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates
    5. Vengeance instead of turning the other cheek.
    6. Responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires.
    7. Man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development," has become the most vicious animal of all.
    8. Represents all the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental or emotional gratification.
    9. Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years.

    i believe in the satanist religion and id even be one except i dont want to be tagged with a religion
     
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    :wth:


    Explain?
     
  11. Jila

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    [/b][/quote]
    Hmm...
    ...Could you tell me what site your getting this from?
     
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    Hmm...
    ...Could you tell me what site your getting this from? [/b][/quote]
    i got it from various sites. just on google search :lol:
     
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    i got it from various sites. just on google search :lol: [/b][/quote]
    Ahh :lol: . Google it, got it. Thanks. :p
     
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    Ahh :lol: . Google it, got it. Thanks. :p [/b][/quote]
    i suggest not looking at christian sites with information on satanism (for obvious reasons). they tend to make everything false. :lol:
     
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    i suggest not looking at christian sites with information on satanism (for obvious reasons). they tend to make everything false. :lol: [/b][/quote]
    Yeah, I see that now. Wow this is weird...lies!! Everything I know is lies! :'(
     
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    Yeah, I see that now. Wow this is weird...lies!! Everything I know is lies! :'( [/b][/quote]
    :lol: aww
     
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    :lol: aww [/b][/quote]
    :lol: You have shown me the light



    Agh, we're gonna get off topic.

    Yeah life...erm..I have one..
     
  19. Jila

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    yeah, its like a quote box pyramid.. almost.

    so yeah, evolution. it makes sense.
     
  20. Kæton

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    Okay, I'm not athiest, I'm Satanist...ish... :wth:.


    Always thought I was an athiest, but I guess Keatonism was built off Satanism.


    Cool... :wth:
     

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