Let's Make A Rulebook! (Game)

Rule 30: That camera must be Kodak branded.

 

Rule 32: If you haven't lost the game already, you just did.

 

Rule 33: Jay was the first to lose the game, and therefore retains the title of loser, and THEREFORE his rules follow an "every 5 rules" rule: for example, Jay may post 6 rules but only the 5th will count - every 5. In addition, Rule 32 is not a real rule.

 

Rule 34: Ignore Rule 33.

 

Rule 35: He who throws up in the car must clean it .

 

Rule 36: Derek shall now be referred to as The Bitch Puncher.

 

Rule 38: The square root of pi is apple.

 

Rule 40: Spaghetti is now your basic life force.

 

Rule 42: Souls now belong to Schen. If you want yours back, you will pay him in Leprechaun gold from Mars.

 

Rule 44: Palindromes are a way of life that you shall embrace in 2112.

 

Rule #45: If you Heard it from a friend who, that heard it from a friend who, that heard it from another...there's a chance she's been messin' around....so punch that chick right in the jugular....and take it on the run.

 

Rule 46: Your water supply is to be replaced with orange soda effective immediately.

 

Rule 47: Ree and Jay would like fruit baskets delivered to their homes on a weekly basis with the following contents....

waffle mix
ham steaks
burritos
a comb
fishnet stockings
and a half pound of New England Clam Chowdah

 

Rule 48: Jesse or GTFO