Let's Make A Rulebook! (Game)

Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Jeff, Jan 1, 2011.

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    Ree

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    Rule 29: Every member must buy Schen a camera of his choice.
     
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    Rule 30: That camera must be Kodak branded.
     
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    Rule 31: Every LPA member must adopt this hairstyle -> :antoine: after getting 100 posts. Fo' real.
     
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    Rule 32: If you haven't lost the game already, you just did.
     
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    Rule 33: Jay was the first to lose the game, and therefore retains the title of loser, and THEREFORE his rules follow an "every 5 rules" rule: for example, Jay may post 6 rules but only the 5th will count - every 5. In addition, Rule 32 is not a real rule.
     
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    Rule 34: Ignore Rule 33.
     
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    Rule 35: He who throws up in the car must clean it :mad:.
     
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    Rule 36: Derek shall now be referred to as The Bitch Puncher.
     
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    Rule 37: Thou shalt not speak ill of Mr Hahn's little ponytail.
     
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    Rule 38: The square root of pi is apple.
     
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    Rule 39: Members must be given "street" names.

    For example: JayDogga.
     
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    Rule 40: Spaghetti is now your basic life force.

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    Rule 41: Do not feed the seamen. They are evil. :seaman: :seaman: :seaman:
     
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    Rule 42: Souls now belong to Schen. If you want yours back, you will pay him in Leprechaun gold from Mars.
     
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    Rule 43: It should be illegal to get out of bed before 1pm.
     
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    Rule 44: Palindromes are a way of life that you shall embrace in 2112.
     
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    Rule #45: If you Heard it from a friend who, that heard it from a friend who, that heard it from another...there's a chance she's been messin' around....so punch that chick right in the jugular....and take it on the run.
     
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    Rule 46: Your water supply is to be replaced with orange soda effective immediately.
     
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    Rule 47: Ree and Jay would like fruit baskets delivered to their homes on a weekly basis with the following contents....

    waffle mix
    ham steaks
    burritos
    a comb
    fishnet stockings
    and a half pound of New England Clam Chowdah
     
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    Rule 48: Jesse or GTFO
     

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