Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Jeff, Jan 1, 2011.
Rule 29: Every member must buy Schen a camera of his choice.
Rule 30: That camera must be Kodak branded.
Rule 31: Every LPA member must adopt this hairstyle -> after getting 100 posts. Fo' real.
Rule 32: If you haven't lost the game already, you just did.
Rule 33: Jay was the first to lose the game, and therefore retains the title of loser, and THEREFORE his rules follow an "every 5 rules" rule: for example, Jay may post 6 rules but only the 5th will count - every 5. In addition, Rule 32 is not a real rule.
Rule 34: Ignore Rule 33.
Rule 35: He who throws up in the car must clean it .
Rule 36: Derek shall now be referred to as The Bitch Puncher.
Rule 37: Thou shalt not speak ill of Mr Hahn's little ponytail.
Rule 38: The square root of pi is apple.
Rule 39: Members must be given "street" names.
For example: JayDogga.
Rule 40: Spaghetti is now your basic life force.
Rule 41: Do not feed the seamen. They are evil.
Rule 42: Souls now belong to Schen. If you want yours back, you will pay him in Leprechaun gold from Mars.
Rule 43: It should be illegal to get out of bed before 1pm.
Rule 44: Palindromes are a way of life that you shall embrace in 2112.
Rule #45: If you Heard it from a friend who, that heard it from a friend who, that heard it from another...there's a chance she's been messin' around....so punch that chick right in the jugular....and take it on the run.
Rule 46: Your water supply is to be replaced with orange soda effective immediately.
Rule 47: Ree and Jay would like fruit baskets delivered to their homes on a weekly basis with the following contents....
and a half pound of New England Clam Chowdah
Rule 48: Jesse or GTFO
Separate names with a comma.