Legendary Shoutbox Quotes

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    Andreina

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    And yet he still finds different ways to spell "because" .. :lol:
     
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    "How did you know it was me?"
    "ALLCAPSEVERYTHING name"

    :rofl:
     
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    Ree

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    VeLLi is back!

    VeLLi: yeahh balls already stone)
     
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    I believe there's a bit or two missing here ;P but, whatever.
     
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    Yeah, I removed some bits and pieces. It wasn't really clear to me if they were intended for Mr. Zero there. Feel free to post the whole thing though, it could be that I'm just not getting it what you guys were saying to him :lol:

    Anyways:

    VeLLi: naked ass will sav a world

    He knows where it's at!
     
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    Ree: Keep calm and naked ass.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    .Amanda.: lpu chat can be a scary place
    .Amanda.: I went on cam once
    .Amanda.: ONCE
    .Amanda.: worst idea ever
    Joe: Amanda? [​IMG]
    Andreina: Damn Joe :rofl:
    Timothy: Hahaha
    .Amanda.: Basically :lol:
    Zane: Best pic I have ever seen!
    Gust: lol
     
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    I'd just like to say this thread is absolutely amazing. :lol:
     
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    Totally winning best thread this year in the LPA Awards
     
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    minuteforce

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    Here's the next bit in the "GUITAR HERO" anthology saga: another side-plot thing. :)

    ----- "THE SPY WHO ZEXED ME":
    [sorry for the lack of lead-in here, but it's just too extensive. Anyway, Amanda accidentally says "zex" ...]
    .Amanda.: wtf zex?
    .Amanda.: *sex
    Snackman: Haha
    minuteforce: Zen sex. :kappa:
    Snackman: zex.
    .Amanda.: SO ZEXY
    Nish: Zex is like russian sex
    .Amanda.: oh god
    .Amanda.: new LPA tagline
    [Amanda runs off to change her tagline ...]
    Snackman: I just had zeeeeexxx.
    minuteforce: Do you have proof?
    Agent O: #allzexeverything
    Nish: And it feeltt zzoo goood
    Agent O: ustream dat zex :head:
    minuteforce: We're all about sharing here at the LPA ...
    Snackman: .Zmanda.
    Snackman: Agent Zex, it's been a while.
    minuteforce: zinuteforce?
    .Amanda.: lol Agent Zex actually sound badass as fuck
    Agent O: it does doesnt it
    Snackman: Make it happen, Zoe Joe.


    And that's how that started, for all of you who were wondering. :)

    EDIT: some of you may be aware that a certain LPA legend stopped by recently. I've begun the recap of what was said and done here because I decided this thread gets enough action as it is. I'll be linking more as more gets posted.
     
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    Andreina

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    Ha ha ha ha so hilarious xDDD

    Me being one of those, thanks.. I just love your shoutbox recaps, they have a title and everything :lol: it's like reading a novel .. Much appreciated x'D
     
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    At least the conversation about Alf's and Joe's ballsacks hasn't surfaced yet.
     
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    minuteforce

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    Just happened:

    Arun1910: OMG ITS VELLI
    minuteforce: He's gone now, unfortunately. :"
    Arun1910: god damn i was eating bacon
     
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    Funniest. Image. Ever.

    :rofl:
     
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    Hybrid: Like LIES GREED MISERY, I'm an LPA Exclusive.
     
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    :awesome:
     
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    Double-whammy this time. This is the point in the story where Guitar Hero returns after having ragequit for a bit, only to leave again after a brief but very informative discussion. :) TL;DR at the bottom.

    ----- "GUITAR HERO" (REPRISE)
    [Guitar Hero returns unexpectedly]
    DoNLeO: fuckers!
    Zakaria: lol he's back
    Snackman: Hey Don, how are you?
    DoNLeO: fine thx
    .Amanda.: Hawk, stop talking to my BFF
    .Amanda.: stealin my man
    DoNLeO: amanda shut up i hate u
    Snackman: No BFF for you Amanda.
    .Amanda.: oh bby you love me
    DoNLeO: hey please someone tell amanda that she must stop do bad things to me
    minuteforce: Amanda does bad things to everyone.
    minuteforce: You'll get used to it. I assure you. ;P
    Snackman: Amanda, stop doing bad things to Don.
    Snackman: You can't make sexual advances immediately. You have to work it in.
    DoNLeO: i want to fuck amanda'
    MKH: uhm.
    minuteforce: Get in line. :disgust:
    .Amanda.: the truth comes out
    Zakaria: you want amanda to have a cock and you ALSO want to fuck her.
    Zakaria: weird fetish
    Snackman: Amanda has had sex with every member on this site.
    .Amanda.: with my mind
    DoNLeO: no
    .Amanda.: all 9000+
    .Amanda.: ITS OVER 9000
    minuteforce: Over nine-thousand penises ...
    DoNLeO: i want to fuck her only
    .Amanda.: an he's COMITTING
    DoNLeO: how old are you amanda?>
    .Amanda.: what is this
    Snackman: She is old enough.
    .Amanda.: 21 nezt month, sweet cheeks
    Night of Neptune: She's over nine thousand penises old.
    DoNLeO: how old?
    Snackman: Amanda is actually a male. The A in the username is Adam and Manada is the last name.
    DoNLeO: if amanda is a boy
    DoNLeO: why he or she had a
    DoNLeO: girls profile pic?
    .Amanda.: i'm female. -__-
    .Amanda.: 11
    [Someone says something -]
    .Amanda.: shhhhhhhhhh
    .Amanda.: my lover speaks
    Snackman: Amanda has muscles.
    Snackman: Big muscles. She works out.
    Zakaria: Not sure if Amanda image is real, or is random girl off of internet.
    Snackman: It's a random girl from the internet.
    .Amanda.: it's real
    Snackman: Amanda = Adam Manda.
    Decay: Amanda = A man duh!
    Night of Neptune: ahahahaha
    .Amanda.: [...] i haven't read that one at all since kindergarten


    And this part is the, uh, epilogue, I guess:

    ----- "YOU'RE MY ZEXBOMB"
    [Zak enters]
    Zakaria: The fuck happened to the shoutbox?# :dafuq:
    Zakaria: I leave for a few minutes and I have no idea what's jappening
    minuteforce: Zex.
    Nish: haha minuteforce beat me to it
    minuteforce: Zexaria.
    Snackman: We had some hawt zex.
    minuteforce: It's the zexbox now. :trollface:
    Zakaria: Zexaria? COOL.
    .Amanda.: so zexy
    Snackman: Tony showed us his zenis.
    Decay: Oh zeally?
    Snackman: And Amanda show us her huge Facebook profile.
    minuteforce: Amanda ain't afraid to show it.
    Decay: She's zexy and she knowz it.
    Snackman: And I showed my extremely long pringles.
    Nish: :chrishansen:
    Decay: That iz fazinating :head:
    .Amanda.: grab somebody zexy tell em hey
    Zakaria: GIMMEH EVERYTHIN TONAIT
    .Amanda.: i like the thing you do
    .Amanda.: if i could i would be you
    minuteforce: Tony likes the thing you do :head:
    Snackman: Get in line, Amanda.
    Snackman: Hey, where'd everybody go?


    At some point after the above happened, Guitar Hero was banned from this message board ...


    TL;DR: best quotes:

    Snackman: Amanda, stop doing bad things to Don.
    Snackman: You can't make sexual advances immediately. You have to work it in.
    DoNLeO: i want to fuck amanda'
    MKH: uhm.
     
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    Andreina

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    :rofl: That was fun.

    Oh I didn't know I was older than Amanda, I just seem to assume I'm younger than everyone :lol: (it was my case in school and college maybe that's why xD)
     
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    turkishfan52: i want to be your boyfriend
    turkishfan52: have you got a boyfriend Sarah?
    Gloomy Mushroom: I wouldnt touch you turkishfan with a ten foot pole.
    Gloomy Mushroom: I have standards.

    :alf:
     

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