Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Ree, May 28, 2012.
Kevin: I don't a hi?
Zak: weird question
Zak: you know your facial hair
Decay: where is this going
Zak: specifically the beard
minuteforce: Oh, I know my facial hair, alright
Zak: does it grow straight?
Zak: from one direction to the other?
Zak: cos there's a swirl amongst my facial hair
Kevin: it doesn't grow straight on me, curls like a MF
minuteforce: Kevin, I guess this is your field
Kevin: actually on the cheeks it grows pretty straight, but on the chin it curls, so if I wanna grow a beard I have to get a hair straightener
Zak: look here
Decay: he actually took a picture haha
Decay: I see what you mean.
Robert: hahahaha fucking whirlpool
Kevin: THERE'S A TWISTER ON YOUR FACE
Zak: my facial hair has always been like that
Decay: That swirl leads to the void.
Zak: right side
Zak: my left side is fine
Decay: but I can say that I do not have anything like that
Kevin: neither do I
Tim: Dude, that's kind of cool
Robert: maybe there's a tiny alien below the skin in the middle of that swirl
Decay: does it turn around as well, Zak?
Zak: it'd be so much cooler if it did
minuteforce: Come down to Australia and it'll turn
Decay: You should grow more and emulate this effect: http://www.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/rotsnake.gif
Tim: my pubes do that
Nish: I would spontaneously combust in an explosion of jizz if k dot featured on this album
XERO2.0: His fort minor album just put him on the face of rap history. One of the few good white rappers.
Joe: Did you just call Mike white?
Minus: First off, not white.
XERO2.0: But yah. His raps sound good, but it only works if he has Chester to back him up.
Minus: Second off, even if he were, there are SO many more.
Tim: There are a lot of good white rappers. Half of Mike isn't one of them.
Jack and Josh
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/105075857/Trickshot16 AKA Josh and Jack.pdf
RIP Jack, sweet prince, you will be missed.
Fuck Josh though.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ASS-Josh please" is killing me, hahaha.
"and not a single FUCKING ONE OF YOU (except for maybe kevin) was a jerk to me" - XERO3.0
I was the only one nice to him and this is what I get?
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself-everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth" -Jamey
You don't quote yourself in the shoutbox thread. That makes it automatically not legendary.
Todd: So this is fucking fantastic. It's storming like a bitch right now. I flipped on the news and the weather guy is showing the radar map and is like
Todd: "The national weather service is seeing possible tornado activity beginning right in this area"
Todd: And the area he points to is right where my house is
Todd: And now my iPhone just alerted to a tornado warning in my area
Todd: Oh well, all I can do is chill here in the basement, watching the Blues game and laying on my comfy La-Z-Boy
Todd: And there go the tornado sirens
Todd: On the plus side, work is in the path of the possible tornado
Todd: If the worst happens, I will go down in history as the person who live shouted his death
Todd: Sirens off. Looks like the shit moved east of here
Todd: Keep calm and watch Blues hockey!
Todd: Confirmed tornado in East St. Louis
Todd: It will probably cause about $8 in damage.
Todd: Might actually help improve the area
Todd: And I just realized I'm talking to myself here
About possible song descriptions of LP's #Visceral #CuttingEdge album "The Hunting Party":
Tim: "Frontman Chester Bennington sounds like he's passing a kidney stone on this robo-metal dick smasher."
Decay: This is the biggest fuckup I've ever seen
IISUPERXEROI: I remember some guy hating me on a Lpf
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