Bitches -- "WHIRLPOOL" Zak: guys Zak: weird question Zak: you know your facial hair Decay: where is this going Zak: specifically the beard minuteforce: Oh, I know my facial hair, alright Zak: does it grow straight? Zak: from one direction to the other? Zak: cos there's a swirl amongst my facial hair Kevin: it doesn't grow straight on me, curls like a MF minuteforce: Kevin, I guess this is your field Decay: Kevin: actually on the cheeks it grows pretty straight, but on the chin it curls, so if I wanna grow a beard I have to get a hair straightener Zak: https://twitter.com/Japananese/status/429037150466998272 Zak: look here Decay: he actually took a picture haha minuteforce: Oh. Decay: I see what you mean. Robert: hahahaha fucking whirlpool Kevin: THERE'S A TWISTER ON YOUR FACE minuteforce: Zak: my facial hair has always been like that Decay: That swirl leads to the void. Zak: right side Zak: my left side is fine Decay: but I can say that I do not have anything like that Kevin: neither do I Tim: Dude, that's kind of cool Robert: maybe there's a tiny alien below the skin in the middle of that swirl Decay: does it turn around as well, Zak? Zak: it'd be so much cooler if it did minuteforce: Come down to Australia and it'll turn Tim: hah Decay: Decay: You should grow more and emulate this effect: http://www.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/rotsnake.gif Tim: my pubes do that Zak: hahahahaha Decay: Liz: Tim... Tim: Yes?
XERO2.0: His fort minor album just put him on the face of rap history. One of the few good white rappers. Zak: "white" Minus: Nope. Joe: Did you just call Mike white? Minus: First off, not white. XERO2.0: But yah. His raps sound good, but it only works if he has Chester to back him up. Minus: Second off, even if he were, there are SO many more. Joe: Tim: There are a lot of good white rappers. Half of Mike isn't one of them.
"and not a single FUCKING ONE OF YOU (except for maybe kevin) was a jerk to me" - XERO3.0 I was the only one nice to him and this is what I get?
Todd: So this is fucking fantastic. It's storming like a bitch right now. I flipped on the news and the weather guy is showing the radar map and is like Todd: "The national weather service is seeing possible tornado activity beginning right in this area" Todd: And the area he points to is right where my house is Todd: And now my iPhone just alerted to a tornado warning in my area Todd: Wonderful Todd: Oh well, all I can do is chill here in the basement, watching the Blues game and laying on my comfy La-Z-Boy Todd: And there go the tornado sirens Todd: On the plus side, work is in the path of the possible tornado Todd: If the worst happens, I will go down in history as the person who live shouted his death Todd: Sirens off. Looks like the shit moved east of here Todd: Keep calm and watch Blues hockey! Todd: Confirmed tornado in East St. Louis Todd: It will probably cause about $8 in damage. Todd: Might actually help improve the area Todd: And I just realized I'm talking to myself here
About possible song descriptions of LP's #Visceral #CuttingEdge album "The Hunting Party": Tim: "Frontman Chester Bennington sounds like he's passing a kidney stone on this robo-metal dick smasher."