-- "THE LAST REVELATION" Philsfan: What's with Derek and Lara Croft? Zakaria: OH minuteforce: Derek = Lara Croft. Liz: .^ Zakaria: Derek has the hots for Lara Liz: He has the hots for himself Zakaria: Always has. Zakaria: VAIN Zakaria: minuteforce: He goes spelunking in search of Linkin Park demo CDs. Philsfan: Derek The Infamous: Liz: Derek likes to go on adventures into old tombs with hot guys like Gerard Butler Zakaria: Ryan Gosling minuteforce: Daniel Craig Zakaria: Melis: Hahaha Liz: And David hasselhoff Philsfan: Chris Hemsworth minuteforce: Joe Zakaria: Christian Bale Zakaria: Liz: "David, save me like one of your swimmers" Melis: HAHAHA Tony! Zakaria: Leonardo Di Caprio Liz: Jared Leto Zakaria: Robert Downey Junior Melis: Johnny Depp minuteforce: Tom Hardy Liz: Oh. So. minuteforce. You think Joe's hot, huh? Zakaria: Hugh Laurie Melis: Brad Pitt minuteforce: @Liz: I get a free pass if I ditch a girl for him Zakaria: Bradley Cooper Liz: Really? kinky Melis: Will Smith Zakaria: Simon Pegg minuteforce: Michael Fassbender Melis: Nicole Kidman Philsfan: Kacy. Zakaria: George Clooney Liz: Jeremy Renner minuteforce: Nicolas Cage Zakaria: NICOLE KIDMAN? Ahahahaha minuteforce: Melis: Howard Austen Liz: Ree Zakaria: Amanda Zakaria: Liz minuteforce: That man-shaped pile of gummy bears Melis: Tim minuteforce: All the members of SCFA Zakaria: ME? Liz: Ben Barnes Melis: TONY HAWK! minuteforce: KAPPA minuteforce: Derek just raids all the tombs. Liz: Brings the word "tomb" to a whole new meaning
... ----- "THE LAST STRAW" [Liz visits the shoutbox after what was probably a lengthy porn binge ...] Liz: Wow.. Having internet back after a week is like getting a present xD minuteforce: Hi, Liz Timothy: Nish: Contain your multiple orgasms, Tim! Timothy: But they feel so... right! Timothy: Like I imagine Tim Tams do. Nish: You haven't had a Tim Tam have you? Nish: Actually, I haven't had one in ages Timothy: Nah, but I think you can buy them in the States. Nish: You should buy some, and use them as straws to drink milk. Best idea ever. Timothy: Haha, I'll have to try that. Timothy: That's gotta be better than using a Twizzler as a straw. Nish: What's a Twizzler? Timothy: The basic Twizzler is a licorice candy. It's actually straw shaped and has a narrow opening in the center. Timothy: "It's actually straw shaped and has a narrow opening in the center." Timothy: Oh, Tim. Nish: Oh, so basically liquorice sticks Nish: Nish: As long as you're sucking liquid out of it... Timothy: I'll never look at Twizzlers the same way again. Timothy: They're filthy little whores. Timothy: Who want nothing more than for you to suck liquid through their little holes.
Haha I actually started a conversation that ended up to be one of minuteforce's lengthy installments. XD Proudest moment of my life
Joe - I was going to send you a picture I drew the other day, Ree. Joe - Remember when I sent you the shower one? I had another which involved my parents mum getting gaped by a fat bearded man. Joe - *my friends' parents! Joe - Not my fucking grandma... Joe - it back fired in the worst way...
Tim: I actually trimmed my face bush yesterday. Joe: We're like the sexually charged racist Power Rangers.