you are arabic? [/b][/quote] Ya. So long...such a good joke! Wow, it was only us posting the whole time, who started this? My brothers/friends loved it they were dying, literaly @ Hybrid Minoda: LMFAO
My homeroom/english's student teacher did that to me. I fell off my chair 3ft, couldn't hear outta my right ear for a few minutes. But that's still a great joke.
How many Ska boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2 - One to drop it and the other to Pick it up, Pick it Up, Pick it up.
That's te best joke I've heard in a long, long time! You might be a redneck if... You've ever worn something tye-dyed to a job interview Your septic tank is the subject of a petition You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk Your family tree never forks Your mom has ever been arrested for beating up a Little League umpire Your class reunions are keg parties in the woods You've taught your two-year-old to give Jeff Gordon the finger All your wedding guests sat on the same side of the church You play Strip Poker at your family reunions All your kids have the middle name Elvis Auto salvage businesses consider you competition You're related to the stripper from your bachelor party The grocery store manager had to tell your spouse to stop harassing the lobsters You've ever learned something about your mom from a restroom wall Any of your relatives died after saying "Hey, y'all, watch this!"
Hillbilly. Like on the Beverly Hillbillys or Blue Collar TV. [/b][/quote] Oh! LMAO! It's bad if you say y'all because they're enimies with the people who say that right...Yankies or something? If I'm totally wrong please correct me
That's te best joke I've heard in a long, long time! You might be a redneck if... You've ever worn something tye-dyed to a job interview Your septic tank is the subject of a petition You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk Your family tree never forks Your mom has ever been arrested for beating up a Little League umpire Your class reunions are keg parties in the woods You've taught your two-year-old to give Jeff Gordon the finger All your wedding guests sat on the same side of the church You play Strip Poker at your family reunions All your kids have the middle name Elvis Auto salvage businesses consider you competition You're related to the stripper from your bachelor party The grocery store manager had to tell your spouse to stop harassing the lobsters You've ever learned something about your mom from a restroom wall Any of your relatives died after saying "Hey, y'all, watch this!" [/b][/quote] Jeff Foxworthy? If you've ever climbed a water tower with a can of red paint to defend your sister's honour...you might be a redneck. If you go to family reunions to meet women...you might be a redneck. I can't remember any more...argh.
Jeff Foxworthy? If you've ever climbed a water tower with a can of red paint to defend your sister's honour...you might be a redneck. If you go to family reunions to meet women...you might be a redneck. I can't remember any more...argh. [/b][/quote] My sister actually bought me a whole calander of redneck jokes for christmas. Jeff Foxworthy's,in fact. Actually, I have nothing against people who say y'all...I don't know why I would... I just found those jokes funny, so I posted them.
A graduate school student went to a brain store for an experiment for his final. He browsed for a while, and then went to the check out desk to look at some samples that were enclosed in a glass case. He looked at the clerk and asked, "How much for computer programmer brain?" "Twenty dollars and ounce," he responded. "What about engineer brain?" "Fifteen dollars an ounce." "How much does lawyer brain cost?" The student asked. "Seventy-five dollars an ounce," the clerk said sternly. "Why so much?" the student asked, confused. The clerk sighed. "Sir, do you know how many lawyers we had to go through to get an ounce of brain?" One of my favorites.