How come he didn't get in trouble? ( not throwing you in or anything ) [/b][/quote] Because there was nothing offensive in that joke. Savor this time to post because you won't be here much longer. And for those of you who are "iffy" on the second joke... There are sheep shearers in New Zealand, therefore the horses race so fast so they don't get sheared as well. Get it? Ha. Ha. Ha. It has nothing to do with them performing sexual acts on the animals.