Enough with the "calm down!" already. What did I say up there that indicated anger? I'm really, seriously asking. Bit too wordy? Not enough smiley faces or "lol!"s in there? Point out specifically what warrants me calming down, because other than the implication a handful of you would probably wear your own farts as cologne if it were possible there was nothing that wasn't calm in that. Brace yourself for this, but I actually didn't sit there and type that while screaming obscenities at my screen. Isn't that wild?! But it's true!