Is masturbation a sin?

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  1. LornVourkolakas

    LornVourkolakas About To Blow Chunks

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    According to this thread, more than half. And the reason it has lasted long is because people didn't go too far with their perverted jokes, even though there were some lingering there. ;P
     
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    Half? :lol:
     
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    According to this thread, more than half. And the reason it has lasted long is because people didn't go too far with their perverted jokes, even though there were some lingering there. ;P [/b][/quote]
    Oh, and no pun intended by that last comment. :wth:


    And there are 4,000 something people registered, half of which are active, so... :lol:
     
  4. Ryan

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    Well, I was thinking about giving some pasta, but then I thought, "Nah, he seems to be more of prune juice kind of guy." [/b][/quote]
    Damn rights give hom sme prune juice so that he'll be shitting all day and wont have time to "sin" due to masterbation.
     
  5. LornVourkolakas

    LornVourkolakas About To Blow Chunks

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    Ever wondered why those who are inactive are inactive? I'll give you a hint: It has something to do with this thread's topic.
     
  6. Theazninvasion68

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    Ever wondered why those who are inactive are inactive? I'll give you a hint: It has something to do with this thread's topic. [/b][/quote]
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


    lol n ice one

    i have a question too

    is masterbateing often a bad thing?
    just wondering.

    YES I GOT TO PAGE 8!!
     
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    i'll take this back to the health topic - you mean it's unhealthy to do it frequently? (i do it every night, so ... i really need to know)

    - in my view, it isn't a sin, in that it only ... it is, as they say, natural. i don't have any problem with it. i didn't even know the bible referred to masturbation at any point, i thought religion was too strict for it back then.
     
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    if its bad for you to do it that often then.... damnit... i'm screwed.
     
  9. Ryan

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    Yah man you never heard masterbation makes you go blind.
     
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    Yah man you never heard masterbation makes you go blind. [/b][/quote]
    That's why I'm so efficient in reading braille.
     
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    if males ejaculate everyday it DRAMATICALLY reduces your risk for prostate cancer.

    so guys, go ahead and go at it.

    im not sure about girls, i probly do it too much, but all well.

    and no, i dont think its a sin. its not doing anything bad to anyone or goign around having a whole lot of unprotected sex and having a bunch of kids.

    i think it can be a good thing. hehe
     
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    There's no such thing as too much with girls. :chemist:

    ...
     
  13. Ryan

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    That's why I'm so efficient in reading braille. [/b][/quote]
    LOL, yah I just had to start learning how to read that shit in the past couple weeks.
     
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    There's no such thing as too much with girls. :chemist:

    ... [/b][/quote]
    :lol:
     
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    B) :whistle: :shifty: ;)

    Let's talk some more about masturbation.
     
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    B) :whistle: :shifty: ;)

    Let's talk some more about masturbation. [/b][/quote]
    Don't know what else there is to say about it that hasn't been said in this thread.
     
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    Don't know what else there is to say about it that hasn't been said in this thread. [/b][/quote]
    Masturbation + Girl + On Video = (w00t)

    NOW everything that needs to be said in this thread has been said.

    You can close the thread now.
     
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    Masturbation + Girl + On Video = (w00t)

    NOW everything that needs to be said in this thread has been said.

    You can close the thread now. [/b][/quote]
    :lol:
    ok so masturbation isnt a sin, in fact it is an encouraged part of life. im sure everyone has at least experimented w/ it. so its natural.
    just stop w/ the drama and everyone enjoy a lil fun.












    i have a digital camera :chemist:
     
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    :lol:
    ok so masturbation isnt a sin, in fact it is an encouraged part of life. im sure everyone has at least experimented w/ it. so its natural.
    just stop w/ the drama and everyone enjoy a lil fun.












    i have a digital camera :chemist: [/b][/quote]
    I have a mouse

























    give me something to click bizatch :chemist:
     
  20. Mechanical Christ

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    Nope.

    Maybe I'll just hire all those damn masturbators to do it for me.

    That's a whole lot of laundry. [/b][/quote]
    Ah, you're here too? Please do visit. Sign the guest registry outside my penthouse and I'll be with you as soon as I can.
     
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