Is masturbation a sin?

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    what if you're a left/righty or you've lost use of your other hand


    ohhh what now? :p [/b][/quote]
    I'm right handed....there are a few things I can do with my left hand. Eat, use a mouse, steer a car, and a few other things.... :D
     
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    Since I am not a man who believes in sins, nor am I a man who believes in God, and is an atheist, I shall simply answer the question of whether masturbating is a right or wrong thing to do.

    As many of you have mentioned and probably know, many people are for it, and many are against it. Personally, I'll say this:

    I have masturbated before, but I do not do it often. And personally, I do not think it's wrong for a man, and nor is it wrong for a woman, to find a way to pleasure his or herself.

    That is my opinion.
     
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    Apparently not. LPA seems to be filled with those who are open to masturbation. [/b][/quote]
    Such as myself. ;)
     
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    Genesis 38:9 : And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. 
    Genesis 38:10 : And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

    im pretty sure this passage is the reason that xtians dont look to favourably upon masturbation and birth control. although more liberal xtians may tell you it doesnt apply anymore under the new covenant. but seeing as i am a godless heathen, i dont really object to masturbation as there isnt any proof that it does any harm to anyone.
     
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    OK, here's my take on wanking, masturbation, whatever you want to call it:

    Let's say you're like me, without a significant other. You know that watching porn's not right, you know that wanking's not right, and you know that thinking lustful thoughts isn't right either.
    But if you're not really all that good with the opposite sex and have nothing to say but "....durrrr" (which sometimes happens to me, sad to say) when a pretty chick asks you what's up, what are your alternatives?
    For me, it's the usual line-up:

    1. Watch porn
    2. Wank
    3. Think about chicks and the things you'd love to do to them

    Or a combination of the three.
    Of course, watching porn and not doing anything but usually doesn't do it for me, neither does thinking lustful thoughts and thinking impurely.
    So....that leaves wanking. Call me a pervert or whatever, I'm just your average 22 year old male with raging hormones, so obviously wanking satisfies that animal urge to grab a girl and bang her brains out.

    Bottom line: Sure, it's sin and sinful, but it works for me. And I never said I was perfect.

    Just my two cents.
     
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    I'm surely not the only person that has given a nickname to their penis.

    In other words, I'm one healthy motherfucker.
     
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    Personally, I dont give my penis a name like "long dong silver" or... "the cockness monster", Casey. To me it's just my penis.

    And furthermore, yeah I spill my seed bitch. It must mean I'm a blasphemer. B)
     
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    i dont really think it as a sin, but a natural thing....
    and i dont belive 100% of the bible... anymore...







    NO ITS NOT A SIN!
     
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    I don't live my life by the bible. I do things as I see fit. What's right to me is right and what's wrong to me is wrong.

    I simply just wanted to know how others felt on the subject.
     
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    I saw on a website that only full-on sex counts as actual sex in Christianity, and that the bible actually recommends anal, oral and masturbation even if it's pre-marital.
     
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    I don't live my life by the bible. I do things as I see fit. What's right to me is right and what's wrong to me is wrong.

    I simply just wanted to know how others felt on the subject. [/b][/quote]
    True say, i was just wondering, thats all :)

    And ya i jerk it everyday, it became a habit to me. Like i'd be sitting on my computer and there'd be nothing to do, so i basically just stick my pecker out and jerk that shit till its red :lol:

    :wth:
     
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    So you can post someone else's opinion, good for you. Now what do you think?
     
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    Ok, if masturbation is a sin...

    My place in hell is around Charlie Manson, Satan Himself and Adolf Hitler. With Jeffery Dahmer shining my shoes and William Gacy ironing my pants.
     
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    And when you're done, I have some laundry that needs doing.
     
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    i need some shirts pressed as well
     
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    does it matter?
     
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    idunno....oh well........
     
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    well , im buddhist so i dont believe in all that sin/good stuff..
    btw , i've read in an article somewhere that its unhealthy and
    causes acne along with other stuff
    :eek:
     
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    So THAT'S why I have acne......

















    Shit.
     
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